Anonymous
Cairo, Egypt
Today, my brother decided our bathroom needed a clock so he used an old DVD player. He put it on the edge of the tub. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Rhianna
Australia
What a massive clock
Today, I was babysitting my younger brother while my parents were away. I turned my back on my brother for one minute and then I heard a huge crash from their room. He had somehow destroyed a family heirloom and 200 year-old clock. FML
Anonymous
Bang on time
Today, I proudly put on display the custom clock I'd spent 3 months building from scratch. It struck the hour and promptly fell off the wall, breaking my wife’s antique vase that she'd inherited from her great nana. FML
ilikeirishducks
Italy
Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML
Crying
It's toast
Today, I no longer have a toaster. My younger sister put it in the bath because apparently it looked dirty. FML
part time all the time
Bloomfield Hills, United States
Today, I found out that my creepy neighbor paid a guy to install a camera in my bathroom. It's been there for three months. The guy he paid? My brother. FML
brebre101
Canada
Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML
MAWZ
United States
Panic! In the Bathroom
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
idiot
France
Today, my son stuck coins in our DVD player. It would be cute if he wasn't 25. FML
Anonymous
Canada
TikTokers vs. YouTubers
Today, I was making a TikTok in the bathroom mirror. Right as I was finishing up, my little brother burst in, shouted, "That's going on YouTube!" and ran off. Guess what he did five minutes later? FML.
whymyroomthough
San Francisco, United States
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
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DeltaDragonxx 20
This could take a very shocking turn!
penguinhalo 21
I hear shock therapy is effective.
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DeltaDragonxx 20
This could take a very shocking turn!
johnnyiskeenan 13
Water you doing making puns about getting shocked in a tub
johnnyiskeenan 13
She could be in critical conditioner something
urdirtyolduncle 15
Don't you worry. Natural selection will "take care" of him.
DArthurVaderian 18
Aaand you broke the chain
badmandilon 19
I hope nobody pushed it.
Aspen_Grace33 27
Next he will decide the bathroom needs some music and will bring in a dj booth. Don't mind the dj staring while you're bathing!!!
pratikp03 22
Can't cure stupid
penguinhalo 21
I hear shock therapy is effective.
marcus369 9
lol
whatafuckup 14
Go buy a new one!
weswheatley 14
I hope that was a joke.
mallu86 9
No. Look at the name.
Mystery_Unsolved 16
Yeah because money just grows on trees nowadays
maximus_prime 24
Why would OP go out and buy a new brother? She may like the one she has now.
Wizardo 34
Don't be all Blu, there's still a Ray of hope. Remove the player and get a normal clock.
DUB_Speeding 10
Your pun was horrid...
foxwasalamb 24
cmon wizardo. usually you're good at this.
ScottVining 21
Let him learn the hard way why that's a bad idea
buckerado 19
You do realize that "learning the hard way" in this situation would result in a very severe injury, if not death? I'm pretty sure OP would rather explain the mistake than kill the brother.
ChristianH39 30
You must be almost as dumb as OPs brother to think that's a good idea
boating_guy 33
It's all good OP. No one uses DVDs anymore anyway. They're obsolete
meli1195 31
I don't think you understand why this is an FML....
soulreaper12296 28
Really? I use DVDs all the time. My friends use them all the time. I know a lot of people who still use DVDs. How are they obsolete?
mallu86 9
I think #11 is op's brother.
palosqueak 19
U guys didnt get the sarcasm, right?
foxwasalamb 24
palosqueak why? the spelling nazis are about to get you
scottyspot 11
Was it a shocking experience?
drunkinlove21 5
Survival of the fittest comes in to play here..