Today, we were doing stretches in dance class where you are on your hands and doing the splits in the air while your partner helps hold you and stretch your legs further. Right as I lift my left leg up, I farted hugely right in my partner's face. I couldn't make eye contact for the rest of class. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML
Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML
Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML
Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML
Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML
Today, I finally got into a yoga class with the instructor I've been crushing on for 2 years. As he walked closer to greet me, I lifted my leg over my head into a full split, and queefed obnoxiously loud. He responded with his gag reflex. FML
Today, I went to the gym and accidentally farted during yoga class. Everyone looked at me and the instructor said, "Let's all take a moment to appreciate the power of core strength." FML
Today, I farted while I was in the car with my driving instructor and my partner. They couldn't hear it, but it smelled so bad that my instructor thought there was a gas leak, and he made us switch cars. FML
Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML
Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML
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elliebutton 0
F your partners life.
xxmollyxx 25
Haha how embarrassing :)
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ladiesman14 0
no big deal if you have a 9 inch johnson like me. queefs happen and farts happen if you have butt sex. i actually like it.
anonymous122 0
that was totaly and completly embarasing so if I were u I would never return to that class
biabia_fml 0
definitely have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.....wow big ups.....HAHAHAH
Ninjaface 0
Actually, plexico, you're right. I moderated this one, and it originally said "queefed" instead of "farted."
netbeui435 3
piglet
GodsOfWrath 0
That aint too bad. One time my step dad signed me up for karate class. I sharted and karate kicked diahrea all over the kung-fu mat. I tip-toed outta there like nothing happened.
jiequals3 0
It's a lie. Women don't fart.
HahaBob 0
Hahahahahahahaha!!!!! Oh my god that sucks!!! XD
spank_my_toaster 0
If that happened to me, i wouldn' have been embarrassed. I would've laughed my ass off at the shock on my partners face.
XxFA1LxX 4
and how do you think she would queef.