Today, we watched a movie in French class. I went on a French exchange last year, so I wanted to sound all impressive and cultured for my crush who is in the same class. I said that it was my favorite movie and I couldn't wait to watch it with everyone. The movie turned out to be about incest. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was giving my crush a lift home from a mutual friend's house. When he got in the car, my mom asked in French, "Is this the guy you won't stop talking about? You can do so much better!" Of all the things I've told about him to my mom, I forgot to mention he's French as well. FML
Today, we watched a movie in class. Afterwards, the professor asked us what we thought. I raised my hand and said it was pretentious, dull and a really poor example of filmmaking. It was the movie HE spent five years writing and directing. FML
Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML
Today, I watched a movie with my little sister. I couldn't understand a word that was said during one scene, but I figured it was in some kind of made-up language. When I commented on it later, she called me a moron and said it was Spanish. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I taught my girlfriend some French. She then used her newfound language to break up with me. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML
Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML
Today, my dad vehemently refused to let me go on vacation to France with my best friend, because he watched Taken a few months ago and apparently forgot that it's just a movie. FML
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judgeymcjudge 0
And your name is "daddyslittlegirl"... I really hope that was intentional and not just the worst irony in the world. Anyway, YDI for trying to impress someone when you obviously didn't have a clue what you were doing. That's gotta be the one thing worse than trying to impress people in general - trying to impress them by *lying*.
NeverLetHerGo 0
LMFAO. That's what you get for lying. YDI.
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B00_fml 0
You are a true idiot.
Bryony 0
#59- That's what I was thinking too.
mattmag 0
As my 9th-grade English teacher always said for some reason, "Incest is best!"
ihatedouchebags 0
you wanted to "sound" impressive and cultured. which means you're probably not.......yeah, that's what you get for acting like a ******* douchebag. try actually being original next time instead of just doing the same thing that everyone else is doing. cause guess what, EVERYONE is trying to sound "cultured" "impressive" "sophisticated" or whatever the hell else you call it these days.
proudstub 0
Well, it sounds like a YDI because : - You always deserve it when you try to impress. BTW, most guys can't care less about girls' culture if you know what I mean. - If you knew that much about French culture then you should have known French movies often address social taboos and you should have been more careful. But at the same time it's also an FML because love; not only does it turn you mad but also makes you act stupid. That's why I hate love. I have mixed feelings about this one. Ok let's be nice for once, I vote FML.
SuperMeron 0
I bet it was Dreamers. Haha! Wicked film though, you can still love ****** up films... in fact, they're the best ones!
BannedDistress78 0
hey you never know, he might into that stuff lol (daddyslittlegirl? buwahahahhahaahahahahhaahhahahahaha)
lilcaro 0
I can't imagine The Dreamers EVER being shown in a classroom, especially an American one. I love the film, but it's got a ton of nudity, sex, and just plain weird sexual situations in it. Unless you go to the most liberal school imaginable. And like someone already said, Manon de Sources is the direct sequel to Jean de Florette so if you haven't seen one, you shouldn't see the other first.
swagmonkey 0
Heh, you totally deserve that one. You lied about it, first of all. Second, you claimed it as your favorite movie without even knowing the basic subject matter. You probably couldn't have guessed that it would be about incest, but it was pretty likely you wouldn't end up liking it that much, and you'd have to keep pretending. Why put yourself in that position to begin with?
Peroxide 3
Stay classy...