Today, we watched a movie in French class. I went on a French exchange last year, so I wanted to sound all impressive and cultured for my crush who is in the same class. I said that it was my favorite movie and I couldn't wait to watch it with everyone. The movie turned out to be about incest. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was giving my crush a lift home from a mutual friend's house. When he got in the car, my mom asked in French, "Is this the guy you won't stop talking about? You can do so much better!" Of all the things I've told about him to my mom, I forgot to mention he's French as well. FML
Today, we watched a movie in class. Afterwards, the professor asked us what we thought. I raised my hand and said it was pretentious, dull and a really poor example of filmmaking. It was the movie HE spent five years writing and directing. FML
Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML
Today, I watched a movie with my little sister. I couldn't understand a word that was said during one scene, but I figured it was in some kind of made-up language. When I commented on it later, she called me a moron and said it was Spanish. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I taught my girlfriend some French. She then used her newfound language to break up with me. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML
Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML
Today, my dad vehemently refused to let me go on vacation to France with my best friend, because he watched Taken a few months ago and apparently forgot that it's just a movie. FML
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judgeymcjudge 0
And your name is "daddyslittlegirl"... I really hope that was intentional and not just the worst irony in the world. Anyway, YDI for trying to impress someone when you obviously didn't have a clue what you were doing. That's gotta be the one thing worse than trying to impress people in general - trying to impress them by *lying*.
NeverLetHerGo 0
LMFAO. That's what you get for lying. YDI.
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terrorrrr 0
was it the ballad of jack and rose?
awillowcabin 0
Was it Ma Mere? ;)
awillowcabin 0
#32, **** yes. wincest!
giganoodle 0
Sure it wasn't Les Cousins Dangereux? no Arrested Development fans here?
lrlotus 0
YES.
LuxLisbon_fml 0
I don't know what film the OP is referring to, but just because it's got an unpleasant/unusual subject matter doesn't mean it can't be a good/interesting/moving film, or that it's 'gross' or 'pervy'.
bethinabox 0
#5 haha first movie I thought of was La Boum. What an odd movie.
saint101 0
haha why are french classes always so awkard?
Marjojo_fml 0
Seriously ? In France, it's dutch classes that are odd ! Dutch teacher are like in Harry Potter "old school"
Iellwen 12
Oh! so you've attented every single school in France that teaches Dutch? Or are you just basing your comment on one or two teachers you once had/heard? You do know that's how you start stupid clichés, right?
deaditegirl 0
Yet again, trying to impress someone ends in hilarity for everyone else. YDI.
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
38 you dumb shit, read other comments before assuming you're the first person to say something. Or at least CTRL-F + "Les Cousins Dangereux". If you were actually in a French exchange program, why wouldn't you say something like "I wish we were showing ____, it's one of my favourites" the space being for the title of a film you ACTUALLY KNOW.
trilliamme 0
...But it could still be a well-made, good movie. Was it?