Today, we watched a movie in French class. I went on a French exchange last year, so I wanted to sound all impressive and cultured for my crush who is in the same class. I said that it was my favorite movie and I couldn't wait to watch it with everyone. The movie turned out to be about incest. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was giving my crush a lift home from a mutual friend's house. When he got in the car, my mom asked in French, "Is this the guy you won't stop talking about? You can do so much better!" Of all the things I've told about him to my mom, I forgot to mention he's French as well. FML
Today, we watched a movie in class. Afterwards, the professor asked us what we thought. I raised my hand and said it was pretentious, dull and a really poor example of filmmaking. It was the movie HE spent five years writing and directing. FML
Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML
Today, I watched a movie with my little sister. I couldn't understand a word that was said during one scene, but I figured it was in some kind of made-up language. When I commented on it later, she called me a moron and said it was Spanish. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I taught my girlfriend some French. She then used her newfound language to break up with me. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML
Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML
Today, my dad vehemently refused to let me go on vacation to France with my best friend, because he watched Taken a few months ago and apparently forgot that it's just a movie. FML
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judgeymcjudge 0
And your name is "daddyslittlegirl"... I really hope that was intentional and not just the worst irony in the world. Anyway, YDI for trying to impress someone when you obviously didn't have a clue what you were doing. That's gotta be the one thing worse than trying to impress people in general - trying to impress them by *lying*.
NeverLetHerGo 0
LMFAO. That's what you get for lying. YDI.
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jchag 0
i made an account just for this fml, WHAT KIND OF CLASS SHOWS A MOVIE ABOUT INCEST? isn't that inapproiate for school?
reyemrein 0
Uh yeah I guess it would be innapropriate if she was in grade school but middle or high school would be fine. Parents usually have to sign a sheet saying they're okay with it though.
LilKonvicted 0
HAHHHHAAAHHA
ILIEKGIRLS 5
i liek incest
p00p0ster0us 0
Showing a film about incest in FRENCH CLASS? I mean, you were pretty stupid to pretend to like a film you never saw, but really, that's something no normal person would ever anticipate. Half of the school system is just teachers trying to do their job and the other half wants to **** your mind up so badly you can't think straight 10 years from now. Some of the shit you'd encounter is just the result of random pervs showing stuff to kids and getting off on it but some of it is very carefully chosen to mess with a growing mind.
alexgisforme3 0
i dont know what incest is but thats so ******* funny LOL. what did he think? haha sorry gurl
Bobdoleomega 0
do your mom and you'll find out :D
deadbabyjesus 2
how is it funny than you dumb ass ****. will you laugh at anything. I mean really. do something with your life and kill yourself!
p00p0ster0us 0
Perhaps the weirdest thing of all is that people are now naming off incest movies in the comments. Wow. Next.
Frenchgirl_fml 0
#19 : I made an account just because I saw this movie a hundred times when I was younger (I am French), and I don't think kissing her dad to make her boyfriend jalous can be considered as incest, especially when you think about this poor dad who can't understand what's going on ^^ But really there are not that many French movies about incest... On the contrary in English classes in France we only see movies about drugs or AIDS. Anyway, maybe the movie was still great, even though about incest, but I think you should learn to shut up sometimes ;-)
Marjojo_fml 0
Yeah or "Guess who's coming to dinner" ! "LA boum" isnt't an incest story !
Iellwen 12
I don't know... I'm also french and our english teacher showed us some pretty disturbing movies. Great movies nonetheless. But still. For example: anybody knows "The Kite-Runner"? Good movie, great book. But... Ah well, I won't spoil. :)
bartmasta 0
wincest
Atmaster 3
exactly you win
Ae_hunt 0
#12 That was the first thing that came to my mind when I read this! Remember, fun and failure both start the same way...
greenyme 0
did you ever hear about this round thing right above your neck? well, it's called 'head'. and inside this head, there is brain. You can think with it ;) ....got the hint?.....
Blahp 0
ME HAV ONE OF DOSE.1!1!1!!!