Today, we got our progress reports. My physics teacher wrote that I don't participate in class. My mom got mad and grounded me before I could tell her that I raise my hand in class all the time but my teacher won't call on me cause he can't pronounce my name. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finished an exam in physics class. It counts for 40% of our grade. As I handed my paper in to my teacher, she said to the whole class while talking about me, "You did this wrong; this isn't how you do it." FML
Today, I was threatened to be held back because of the lack of teacher-parent communication. My parents refuse to sign my report card because of my one mark below ninety percent. My teacher was dead serious about failing me. FML
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML
Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML
Today, I got my report card. My teacher gave me an F, and under class comments she gave me a U for unsatisfactory. So I got an F U from my teacher. FML
Today, my parents saw my report card. Now, they refuse to buy me my the new computer I've always wanted because my grades had 'slipped'. I made honor roll for three terms, and was kept off for the fourth for a single bad grade. I failed gym. FML
Today, my parents got a call from my English teacher. She told them that I have 14 days of detention because I've been cutting class. I've been there every day, but apparently she never noticed me. FML
Today, my mom kept swearing and punished me while I was in an online lesson. I almost got punished by the teacher as well. FML
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sarah2144 14
So tell her that.
CaymanIslands546 0
ummmm one word... PROTEST. tell your principal shes full of crap.
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mynamesjane 0
my name is Jane. it's probably the simplest name out there. teachers always call me Juan or Joe or something completely random. OP is from new york where you can find people from EVERYWHERE. I am too and there's people in my classes with names like tau (pronounced shiwoo) and lakrasha. my friend is gintautas, pronounced ghintus. teachers say gintautais.
Mauskau 36
how the **** does tau turn into shiwoo?
MikuHatsune_fml 0
Use a nickname easy.
plexico 4
What's your name, Voldemort?
Witchcraft_fml 5
Plexico wins. :]
wingedspiritus 0
Lol. That one was pretty funny. o:
Daaniellee1234 8
ahahaa plexico FTW ! & what is your name anyways ??
leggyxo 0
Before she grounded you? Couldnt you tell her and if she actually believed that, she could UNground you? retarded. Doesnt make sense.
Lifelooser_fml 0
complain tO the principal! discrimination. What a prick.
i_stay_anonymous 0
You know you could've just made up a nickname for everybody to call you, right? AND you could've told your mom, too, it doesn't matter if she grounds you, you still can speak, it's not like she says "you're grounded" and then mutes you.
cmac86 24
pseudonames. dude, make a stage name up. hell I'd love to have one.
ayashe 2
Your teacher and especially your mother are idiots for getting so worked up over something like "class participation."
embarrassedsis 0
my favorite ghetto name of all time was La-a. im thinkin "lu-uh?". no its pronounced "ladasha". i didnt even know you could do that. i wanna like add a pound symbol in the middle of the name and make it "lapounda".