Today, we got our progress reports. My physics teacher wrote that I don't participate in class. My mom got mad and grounded me before I could tell her that I raise my hand in class all the time but my teacher won't call on me cause he can't pronounce my name. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finished an exam in physics class. It counts for 40% of our grade. As I handed my paper in to my teacher, she said to the whole class while talking about me, "You did this wrong; this isn't how you do it." FML
Today, I was threatened to be held back because of the lack of teacher-parent communication. My parents refuse to sign my report card because of my one mark below ninety percent. My teacher was dead serious about failing me. FML
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML
Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML
Today, I got my report card. My teacher gave me an F, and under class comments she gave me a U for unsatisfactory. So I got an F U from my teacher. FML
Today, my parents saw my report card. Now, they refuse to buy me my the new computer I've always wanted because my grades had 'slipped'. I made honor roll for three terms, and was kept off for the fourth for a single bad grade. I failed gym. FML
Today, my parents got a call from my English teacher. She told them that I have 14 days of detention because I've been cutting class. I've been there every day, but apparently she never noticed me. FML
Today, my mom kept swearing and punished me while I was in an online lesson. I almost got punished by the teacher as well. FML
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sarah2144 14
So tell her that.
CaymanIslands546 0
ummmm one word... PROTEST. tell your principal shes full of crap.
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flawedgenius 6
After #60 and #74... be careful because nicknames are very dangerous in the wrong hands, especially when they get leaked. and if your teacher is that stupid, they would probably also be nasty when creating one so take it as a blessing in disguise, live with the consequences. it's not worth the lifelong hassle, honestly it isnt.
xNephilim 19
Nicknames are dangerous? Where the heck do you live, Soviet Russia? A nickname can be anything from Jessica turning into Jess (ohhhh how dangerous) to calling a kid who always skips around Skip. Neither is exactly dangerous.
_Amber_16 3
I know how you feel, my real name is a Dutch/Greek hybrid made up by my parents (yes, they are ridiculous with names), and teachers really struggle with pronounciation. At least you didn't get called on all the time. I had this one teacher who was terribly lazy with names and only remembered mine because in the first 2 months I had to correct him every time he took registration. For 3 long years every single question he asked he'd ignore people who's hands were up and go straight to me.
thathayygurl 4
he should have just given a nickname.
HiccupAstrid 1
Is it Jorma or Akiva x3 ( Yor-ma - A-keev-a )
ArielTheMermaid 17
my brother told me I should spell my name xqrlzm and then when people say 'how do you pronounce that?' I'd say 'briana'
sinjax 6
I have the same problem. My name is Tea. pronounced like tee, but for some reason everone always pronounces it like Tia. :/
Ketchup_Castle 30
That's one of the reasons parents should stop giving their children such crazy names.
vixenlegs22 0
so what is your name
Rach993 0
There were these twins that their names were Lemonjello (pronounced Lamonjalo) and Orangejello (Or on ja lo). Don't feel bad. Lol
JJAY2011 6
So unless you have a bad grade in the class... I don't see how it matters