Today, we got our progress reports. My physics teacher wrote that I don't participate in class. My mom got mad and grounded me before I could tell her that I raise my hand in class all the time but my teacher won't call on me cause he can't pronounce my name. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finished an exam in physics class. It counts for 40% of our grade. As I handed my paper in to my teacher, she said to the whole class while talking about me, "You did this wrong; this isn't how you do it." FML
Today, I was threatened to be held back because of the lack of teacher-parent communication. My parents refuse to sign my report card because of my one mark below ninety percent. My teacher was dead serious about failing me. FML
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML
Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML
Today, I got my report card. My teacher gave me an F, and under class comments she gave me a U for unsatisfactory. So I got an F U from my teacher. FML
Today, my parents saw my report card. Now, they refuse to buy me my the new computer I've always wanted because my grades had 'slipped'. I made honor roll for three terms, and was kept off for the fourth for a single bad grade. I failed gym. FML
Today, my parents got a call from my English teacher. She told them that I have 14 days of detention because I've been cutting class. I've been there every day, but apparently she never noticed me. FML
Today, my mom kept swearing and punished me while I was in an online lesson. I almost got punished by the teacher as well. FML
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sarah2144 14
So tell her that.
CaymanIslands546 0
ummmm one word... PROTEST. tell your principal shes full of crap.
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Comments (136)
ClumsyJason 3
LMFAOOO
jonny2x4 0
Why don't they let you use usernames in class?
satanstoystore 0
so grounding you renders you mute? or prevents you frow being able to write?
Dogman332 0
#30, does that mean laugh my ******* ass off off off?
mylifeisfuckedd 0
hahaha that reminds me of these 2 sisters i know...one is sade (pronounced sharday) and the other is sinead (pronounced shanade) lmao
ogloc 0
Stupid thing to get grounded over. If you get the grades, so what? Oh, and he's not ignoring you because he can't say your name. It's because you're a woman, technically females shouldn't be allowed to get an education.
LeCielNousAide 7
and why shouldn't females be allowed to get an education? that's a bit sexist...we're just as capable as men of getting an education...anyway...I sympathize with the OP. NOBODY pronounces my last name right, even though it sounds EXACTLY how it's spelled. people always pronounce the end like this: -ggerio. it's spelled -ggiero, pronounced like -ggero. I don't know why that's so hard. I always vowed to myself that when I get married I'd take the guy's name...my current bf's last name is Smith. lol. but he doesn't want to keep his last name -.- to the OP: FYL and come up with another name for him to call you.
Witchcraft_fml 5
Ah, ogloc, I was wondering when you'd come around with your sexism and your misogynistic views. You're still not funny.
ogloc 0
Trolling is good.
Witchcraft_fml 5
What's your name? Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel?
Intoxicunt 6
LOL. I'm glad my name is simple. Everyone knows how to pronounce it, but it isn't way overdone like "Ashley".
Witchcraft_fml 5
Mine's a stupid Welsh name, my parents were so concerned with being "cultural".
gummibehrs 4
Don't worry, mine's Gaelic. It's probably worse :(
XOfiestypixie 0
Welsh name hmmm? Join the club. Though I love my name because I don't know anyone else with it. =) It gives teachers a hard time when they look at it the first time, but if they were smart, they'd break it into 2 parts. The beginning 2 letters, followed by the male version of my name.
Witchcraft_fml 5
Oh really? Glad I'm not alone! :] Come to Wales, somehow teachers automatically can pronounce any Welsh name, as long as it's not made up out of the blue. :D
Intoxicunt 6
/wonders pixie and Witchcraft's names. . .
Witchcraft_fml 5
XD Mine's Hafwen. :o Your comment has me wondering yours now!
XOfiestypixie 0
I sent you a message toxi. =)
Intoxicunt 6
Mine, Witchcraft? It's Savannah. :) And that's an awesome name. I'm jealous now. *Pout*
Witchcraft_fml 5
Thanks! :] And yours is pretty, makes me think of an open field or something. :]
plexico 4
fiesty pixie, Let me guess. Welsh name. First two letters. Male version? Is it Llllewellyn? PM me yours and I'll show you mine.
peepingthesmurf 0
If you show me yours, I'll show you mine ;) Whoa, where's your penis?
wingedspiritus 0
LOLOLOL. Okay... Wait, actually.. I pass. D:
sanny_ 0
(silly party)
xNephilim 19
I think of a beautiful city or one of my friends when I hear Savannah. I live close to the city, so I guess it makes sense for me to associate the name with that.
Andrzej 0
Happens to me all the time, except the teachers tend to mark me absent more often. I've only heard maybe 20 people pronounce my name correctly in the last 3 years.
iFruit 0
And who's fault is that? MOM'S!
iFruit 0
I used to know a kid named LeGuyMcAlowouya. No, just kidding!