Today, we got a new dry-erase board, and I drew the Gotham City skyline complete with the Bat Signal. Later, I went downstairs, only to find my mom had written "BATMAN'S GAY" over the top of the picture. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my two kids to a restaurant with a graffiti-themed wall and took some lovely pictures that I promptly posted to family on social media. I didn't notice until a couple of hours later it said "ANAL?" in huge writing behind my dear child's head. FML
Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML
Today, my kids decided to draw on the walls with permanent marker, and now my house looks like a modern art exhibit. FML
Today, I noticed my acne scars are almost forming the Batman symbol. FML
Today, as I stopped at a traffic light, I noticed the man in the car next to me break out in laughter. I pulled over later on to see that someone had drawn a large penis on the side of my van. I then spent all my morning cleaning it off. I went outside later only to see someone had redrawn it. FML
Today, my mom made up a new game. She thinks it's hilarious to hide my brother's creepy Batman toy around the house to creep me out. This has been going on for hours and I still scream every time. FML
Today, my dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not feed the she-beast" written on it. FML
Today, I left the living room for 3 minutes to make a coffee. When I went back, my 4-year old had found a permanent marker, God knows where, since I don't own a permanent marker. She'd then drawn on her face, the carpet, wall, sofa, both dogs and as an added bonus the TV screen. FML
Today, after finishing a test, I decided to draw to pass the time. My teacher looked at the drawing and gave me a referral to the principal for drawing an "anti-Semitic picture." I'd drawn Superman. FML
Today, I discovered my 3-year-old daughter's artistic skills. She managed to draw an elaborate mural on our living room wall. The masterpiece? A stick figure family, including our dog, but instead of a tail, he has a second head. She of course used permanent markers. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
One day, your mom is going to be abducted by an evil octopus and batman isn't going to save her because she called him gay.
WordSmyth 2
Erase "BATMAN's" and write "ROBIN's"
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Comments (68)
usnwife 18
where's the damn "I don't give a shit" button?? it's a dry erase board, not like it'd be there forever anyway... I really don't see how this is an FML in any way shape or form...unless you are batmans lover and she outed you??
robina1996 0
BATMAN IS NOT GAY!!!!
lilmisslovely13 15
I don't get how this is an FML. Just saying...
hollylollyxoxo 0
cool story bro
sum1two 0
so?
iwishicould 7
no he's not! she is!
michael99man 5
She has a point...
DontTreadOnMeK 6
You know Batman and Robin were getting it on behind the scenes.
thecrazymancan 17
I think Catwoman, as well as any other girl in Gotham city would say differently.
Comoke1024 19
BATMAN'S NOT GAY, SHE'S GAY