Today, we got a new dry-erase board, and I drew the Gotham City skyline complete with the Bat Signal. Later, I went downstairs, only to find my mom had written "BATMAN'S GAY" over the top of the picture. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my two kids to a restaurant with a graffiti-themed wall and took some lovely pictures that I promptly posted to family on social media. I didn't notice until a couple of hours later it said "ANAL?" in huge writing behind my dear child's head. FML
Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML
Today, my kids decided to draw on the walls with permanent marker, and now my house looks like a modern art exhibit. FML
Today, I noticed my acne scars are almost forming the Batman symbol. FML
Today, as I stopped at a traffic light, I noticed the man in the car next to me break out in laughter. I pulled over later on to see that someone had drawn a large penis on the side of my van. I then spent all my morning cleaning it off. I went outside later only to see someone had redrawn it. FML
Today, my mom made up a new game. She thinks it's hilarious to hide my brother's creepy Batman toy around the house to creep me out. This has been going on for hours and I still scream every time. FML
Today, my dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not feed the she-beast" written on it. FML
Today, I left the living room for 3 minutes to make a coffee. When I went back, my 4-year old had found a permanent marker, God knows where, since I don't own a permanent marker. She'd then drawn on her face, the carpet, wall, sofa, both dogs and as an added bonus the TV screen. FML
Today, after finishing a test, I decided to draw to pass the time. My teacher looked at the drawing and gave me a referral to the principal for drawing an "anti-Semitic picture." I'd drawn Superman. FML
Today, I discovered my 3-year-old daughter's artistic skills. She managed to draw an elaborate mural on our living room wall. The masterpiece? A stick figure family, including our dog, but instead of a tail, he has a second head. She of course used permanent markers. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
One day, your mom is going to be abducted by an evil octopus and batman isn't going to save her because she called him gay.
WordSmyth 2
Erase "BATMAN's" and write "ROBIN's"
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Comments (68)
redrobbey 1
you deserve it, batman Is gay
BlindlyWandering 17
Wait, you know Gothams skyline by heart?
Cyrus00 41
If anyones gay its definetely Robin.
TallMist 32
Well, that IS how George Clooney played Batman (Said so himself), so... She's technically right.
prettygurl89 16
Your mom is cool
FuckingSchool 9
I hate your mom. No offensive
hiscrazygirl2014 7
aw did u want her to compliment your skills? she has an awesome sense of humor why dont you try that instead of the sensitivity....its a dry erase board meant for graffiti...
InfiniteSecret 20
How did this one make it through the mods???????