Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML
Today, I started my first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interrupted my class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin my confidence, her behavior caused my students to laugh at me. FML
Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML
Today, while explaining to a group of kids that monkeys are very intelligent creatures, one of them flung poo in my face. FML
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, I went to my first class of the year. The first thing the teacher said was, "I hate this f*cking school." FML
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LemonStarship 5
Haha want some bananas?
jakeisawake 3
You should have flung poo at the teacher as you left the classroom. Now that's imitating a monkey.
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Comments (154)
TexanDanny 2
ydi for bein a jew
AnotherOutlook 0
Sue for animal discrimination. Your case could be that it wasn't a monkey you were imitating but an orangutan
rasellersjr 0
My oldest son used to sound like a monkey when he laughed, then his balls dropped...
Doortje 30
IAM (imitating a monkey) is the new LOL :)
stevenmx86 8
Lol! That's hilarious!
jtini001 4
asshole
wDeemish 0
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL EPIC
colombiancartel 0
i know how you feel:(
IWABO2_ 0
I think that the argument started when i didn't reply right. And i have to same thing a metatate there is no reply button on mobile. And Doc we aren't trying to write an epic novel here we are trying to have a few laughs here. So Doc please stop being bitchy and have a few laughs. :)
Leo253 0
lol i know how you feel