Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML
Today, I started my first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interrupted my class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin my confidence, her behavior caused my students to laugh at me. FML
Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML
Today, while explaining to a group of kids that monkeys are very intelligent creatures, one of them flung poo in my face. FML
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, I went to my first class of the year. The first thing the teacher said was, "I hate this f*cking school." FML
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LemonStarship 5
Haha want some bananas?
jakeisawake 3
You should have flung poo at the teacher as you left the classroom. Now that's imitating a monkey.
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Comments (154)
Jasmann 0
lol.. if it weree me sitting in the class then the teacher would probably kick me out as well.. cuz my laughs is retarted..
wwerulez14 6
Retarded* *Sigh*... Anyone see the irony in this error?
jakeisawake 3
#60; you should just fix her whole sentence considering that's not the only error. :D
RedPillSucks 33
Maybe she meant that she was a tart before, and she's going to be one again, hence she's a retart. *sulks off into the shadows* I thought it was funny!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Psst... RPS, I giggled.
bcg8188 0
maybe you ARE a monkey... ever think of that?
wwerulez14 6
We all evolved from monkeys. Maybe OP was just de-evolutionizing.
RedPillSucks 33
We did not evolve from monkeys. We had common ancestors with the other primates. That's different.
DocBastard 40
FML's first Anthropology Nazi! Bravo, Red!
guppy40000 0
nothing wrong with being enique. if we were all the same how boring would that be.
Euroguy20 0
I never heard of anyone starting school in the middle of november
ImaginaryFoe 1
OP's first day at school, not the first day of school per se. I've started in new schools in every season because we moved so much.
renz1087 0
Some people move causing them to transfer schools...
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Maybe it's first day in that school, like they moved or something. it couldve happened a while ago, or it may just be different school times in Israel.
bigbadtim 7
Serves you right. You shouldn't monkey around in class.
miraggg 1
noo maybe its not his fault his laugh sounds like a monkey.. poor little boy
SouthernBelle14 0
hahha, nice. :)
IWABO2_ 0
I just want to clear some stuff up here. I don't have a reply button on my phone. It is not an app and/or its not an iphone. I have a samsung phone and i use the internet on the phone to go to fml.com. So please stop saying use the reply button And don't tell me there is a reply button.
perdix 31
The teacher knew that was your laugh and could not stand the thought of enduring it for the next year. The "monkey imitating" thing is just a ruse to avoid the aural torture you would be inflicting for months on end!
mghockey97 0
r u black?