Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office, all of them guys, were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw that the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML
Today, it was my first day of work, and I was wondering why everyone was staring and laughing at me. I looked down and I realized that the fly on my jeans was open. FML
Today, while on my way to the break room, it seemed as if everyone was staring at me and giving me odd looks. I asked my friend, "Did I get prettier overnight or something?" She answered, "No, your shirt is just see-through." FML
Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job, which requires you to wear a special shirt. Come to find out, they only have medium sized shirts. I'm an XL. They demanded I wear the shirt anyway. FML
Today, it was my first day back to work since having my first baby. To show I'd caught up on everything, I had to give a presentation at the end of the day to the heads of my department. It went really well until the end, when one of them pointed out that breast milk had been leaking through my clothes the entire time. FML
Today, I finally started my dream job. I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face. Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend. FML
Today, I bought a new shirt I thought looked cool. At work, three people complimented me, then each one added a variation of, “My dad has the same one!” By lunch, my confidence had left the building entirely. A coworker even asked if I’d gotten it from the “retro section.” FML
Today, I got yelled at by one of the managers at my store for tucking in my shirt in the crew room. She called it unprofessional and offensive. It was my first day. FML
Today, I woke up early to make a good impression at my new job. As I was getting dressed, I noticed my shirt was missing a button. I frantically searched for another shirt, but couldn't find one that looked clean enough. I had to go to work in my buttonless shirt, and spent the entire day feeling embarrassed. FML
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Doortje 30
You played the see-through-shirt card on your first day? I bet they like you already. Next week, wear a dress and 'forget' to put panties on. You'll soon be the most populair employee and co-worker.
tampabayfan 22
you made a good first impression
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Comments (83)
SikR21 0
carbonbasedcynic 17
this is the greatest comment of all time
kss_ga_champ5408 1
little known fact but unless you are speaking if more than one boss then boss' is incorrect.
vomitknife 0
Yes, you deserve everything you get, like lots of admiring glances, plenty of help on your first day there, a raise really soon etc. I also recommend that you should buy more shirts like this.
ruhrae 0
ahahah that's happened to me before sooo embarassing.
shawtieee 0
Geeze, OP makes all women look bad. Thanks OP.
Sykhotic 0
That indeed was a good first impression ha jk
beyoh 0
This happened to me! If you're in a rush, you often don't notice things like that - especially if you're getting ready on a dark morning. One of my best friends manages a pub and he was a staff member down, so he rang me and asked if I could help him out. I had get there quick, so I threw on the first black tshirt I found and ran down to the place to start work. At the end of the night I looked in the mirror & noticed my bra was totally visible and the cleavagey bit of the shirt was really see-through under the bright bar lights :( My friend later said he'd noticed from the start but didn't tell me because then I would have covered up! Bastard! TL;DR: Same thing happened to me, friend preferred to perv rather than tell me.
guitar_god7007 3
I take it you got the job next to the boss's office then?
metallicshadow 16
...and women wonder why we stare at their boobs too much, isn't it obvious? put some more clothes on!
eilearose 3
And you all realize that shirts appear different (for instance, brighter or maybe see through) under the flourescent lights of the office than in the dim, yellow bathroom lights on a dark winter morning. "Stop being a ***** and look in a mirror" my ass, idiots...