Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office, all of them guys, were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw that the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML
Today, it was my first day of work, and I was wondering why everyone was staring and laughing at me. I looked down and I realized that the fly on my jeans was open. FML
Today, while on my way to the break room, it seemed as if everyone was staring at me and giving me odd looks. I asked my friend, "Did I get prettier overnight or something?" She answered, "No, your shirt is just see-through." FML
Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job, which requires you to wear a special shirt. Come to find out, they only have medium sized shirts. I'm an XL. They demanded I wear the shirt anyway. FML
Today, it was my first day back to work since having my first baby. To show I'd caught up on everything, I had to give a presentation at the end of the day to the heads of my department. It went really well until the end, when one of them pointed out that breast milk had been leaking through my clothes the entire time. FML
Today, I finally started my dream job. I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face. Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend. FML
Today, I bought a new shirt I thought looked cool. At work, three people complimented me, then each one added a variation of, “My dad has the same one!” By lunch, my confidence had left the building entirely. A coworker even asked if I’d gotten it from the “retro section.” FML
Today, I got yelled at by one of the managers at my store for tucking in my shirt in the crew room. She called it unprofessional and offensive. It was my first day. FML
Today, I woke up early to make a good impression at my new job. As I was getting dressed, I noticed my shirt was missing a button. I frantically searched for another shirt, but couldn't find one that looked clean enough. I had to go to work in my buttonless shirt, and spent the entire day feeling embarrassed. FML
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Top comments
Doortje 30
You played the see-through-shirt card on your first day? I bet they like you already. Next week, wear a dress and 'forget' to put panties on. You'll soon be the most populair employee and co-worker.
tampabayfan 22
you made a good first impression
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Comments (83)
butterflyz1961 2
You are supposed to look in a mirror before leaving the house.
ConradKay 13
Keep doing that, you'll be on the fast track to management in no time!
smolder 4
Who's shirt? You never told us :X
DylansMomma 9
Your comment : You planned that one, OP.
lalaney 14
It's so weird that your reaction to receiving "positive male attention" in the work place was to be flattered and pleased. If you go to work in order to be flattered, you should just be a stripper. Go to work to be professional and impress people with your skills.
sanamrvk 18
Yours?
valigzz 4
That must a been some awful shit
Skinyrd 17
Is there a loser in this FML?
JOFreeman 13
Do you really expect anyone to believe this?
SherbetGlitter 26
To be fair to OP, if she'd was getting ready in the morning under artificial light it isn't always obvious that your shirt is see through until you get to a bathroom during the day. Some shirts are see through enough that you can tell everything that's going on while you're in the sun but can't when you're more shaded or away from direct light