Today, it's my 22nd birthday. The only person who remembered was the dentist who sent me a postcard in the mail. I stopped going to him four years ago. FML
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Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
Today, I turned 22. Instead of cutting my own cake, I stood by and smiled at a friend's belated birthday party. Her birthday was actually two months ago, but she decided to have her party on my birthday. No one remembered mine but everyone got her beautiful gifts. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML
Today, it's my 25th birthday. I closed at work, not one person wished me happy birthday, no calls or letters from my family. Even my boyfriend of 3 years didn’t remember. FML
Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I had an appointment at the dentist and went to do some shopping after that. A while after I got home, I met my dad and he just started complaining that I didn't spend any time with them on my birthday. When I tried to explain to him, he just got angry at me and started yelling. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only person who remembered was my dad who got me a phone charger for my car, which I didn't even need because he got me the same exact thing last year. FML
Today, I turned 22, without anyone wishing me a happy birthday. In fact, the only phone call I received all day was from my brother. He wanted to borrow money. FML
Today, the only person who remembered my birthday was my stalker ex. He left condoms, birth control, furry handcuffs, and a lingerie set in my mailbox, with a note saying to prepare for our anniversary. We went out for a week. In sixth grade. FML
Today, I'm depressed because my long-time dentist, who I've had for nearly two decades, is retiring and I'm having my last appointment with him. It's also depressing that one of my only meaningful relationships is with my dentist. FML
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muffintastic 0
Today, it's my birthday. I have gotten three calls all day. The first one was my fiancee, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancee for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office singing me a happy birthday. FML Maybe you went to the same dentist? xD Strangely ironic :)
natsumosam92 0
thats a nice dentist
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juliax0gulia 0
man, i'm really sorry. but happy birthday, maybe there's a surprise waiting for you and it's all apart of the plan. it's my brother's 22nd birthday today, go out and have fun, be sad tomorrow, unhappiness can wait. :)
Shots_HK 0
Do you get something from the Dentist every year? Happy bday! Why don't you go out more and make more friends this year?
8trickster8 0
Send him back a gift basket with flowers and chocolates with a long sentimental poetry piece describing your affection towards him. Then follow him to his home, take pictures of him through his window while he sits on his couch watching TV and send them into his mail to show how much you care. Also send a picture of where you cut off some of your skin in the shape of his initials so he can see how his friendship penetrates you so. Send him the skin too so he may treasure it. Start calling him late at night to show him how much you care. Remember, he is now your only, and therefore, BEST friend. Don't let anyone stand in the way of your friendship. You must be with him always, you must eliminate everyone else. That's right, kill them, kill them all.
nicoleio316 0
lmfao
judecamberos 0
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volleyballgirl16 0
best comment ever
leahlovesya121 0
i laughed 20 minutes straight. laugh my motherfuckin ass off.
mermaid4life 0
Happy Birthday
lovelykendra5 0
Theirs so many FML's like this, it's stupid and not funny anymore.
ichat21 9
happy (belated) birthday! tht totally sucks MODERATORS: we've had a lot of FMLs about ppl who dont get called on their bdays can we try 2 vary it up heree?
jhon316 0
wow u know that dentits and doctors and stuf know ur birthday cause of they computers they sent cards to be kind its not like there stalkers cause i got one my brother my sis evan my baby sis and my mom and he wasnt a stalker so ya its ok
zgpt 0
Happy birthday! It's my 22nd as well.
miabella29 0
My parents did the same thing to me! Last October was my big 30 and they didn't even call! No phone call, no card...nothing. They didn't realize that they had forgot until early December when I called over there. I was on the phone with my mom and in the background I heard my brother say "Did you know that you forgot (my name) birthday?!"! I was hurt...but not surprised. Happy 22nd to you!!
jessxoxo28 5
awww, im sorry... happy b-day!!!!