Today, it's my 22nd birthday. The only person who remembered was the dentist who sent me a postcard in the mail. I stopped going to him four years ago. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
Today, I turned 22. Instead of cutting my own cake, I stood by and smiled at a friend's belated birthday party. Her birthday was actually two months ago, but she decided to have her party on my birthday. No one remembered mine but everyone got her beautiful gifts. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML
Today, it's my 25th birthday. I closed at work, not one person wished me happy birthday, no calls or letters from my family. Even my boyfriend of 3 years didn’t remember. FML
Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I had an appointment at the dentist and went to do some shopping after that. A while after I got home, I met my dad and he just started complaining that I didn't spend any time with them on my birthday. When I tried to explain to him, he just got angry at me and started yelling. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only person who remembered was my dad who got me a phone charger for my car, which I didn't even need because he got me the same exact thing last year. FML
Today, I turned 22, without anyone wishing me a happy birthday. In fact, the only phone call I received all day was from my brother. He wanted to borrow money. FML
Today, the only person who remembered my birthday was my stalker ex. He left condoms, birth control, furry handcuffs, and a lingerie set in my mailbox, with a note saying to prepare for our anniversary. We went out for a week. In sixth grade. FML
Today, I'm depressed because my long-time dentist, who I've had for nearly two decades, is retiring and I'm having my last appointment with him. It's also depressing that one of my only meaningful relationships is with my dentist. FML
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muffintastic 0
Today, it's my birthday. I have gotten three calls all day. The first one was my fiancee, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancee for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office singing me a happy birthday. FML Maybe you went to the same dentist? xD Strangely ironic :)
natsumosam92 0
thats a nice dentist
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theLUKEMAN 0
tough love
iFruit 0
Aww how sweet, your dentist cares :D
ariannalovesyou 0
yeah yesterday was my birthday and i didn't get one card ... on my 14th birthday.. people these days suck.
av232 0
boy, these dentists on FML sure know the importance of birthdays.
flinkpamingo 0
I hate the forgetfuls. To everyone haveing a birthday out there that no one remembers: I am remembering you and wish you a very Happy Birthday. If my ass would handle all the cupcakes, I'd have one for you all. But, as it is, I'm pushing maximum density and am very nearly becoming a solid. But, a hug to you all. We just need to know we are loved and important to someone. In being important or loved means we exist and have meaning. Hugs! It's gonna be ok.
laleyla 0
oh my god, what an enormous amount of crap. this is going to help her for sure... NOT.
JacobP 0
Well, screw them. You don't need them to have a nice birthday. :) Go out and do something fun.
scifi 0
Do you know the exact birthday of every one of your family members and friends? You have to make a big deal out of your own birthday if you want some attention for it. I learned that years ago.
mawile 0
Aw, I'm sorry. Happy birthday. Hope things start looking up for you.
nigga_please123 0
happy belated 22 birthday!!! :D
djb23 0
it's alright, take a lesson from this. friends come and go, but dentists are forever..