Today, it's my 22nd birthday. The only person who remembered was the dentist who sent me a postcard in the mail. I stopped going to him four years ago. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
Today, I turned 22. Instead of cutting my own cake, I stood by and smiled at a friend's belated birthday party. Her birthday was actually two months ago, but she decided to have her party on my birthday. No one remembered mine but everyone got her beautiful gifts. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML
Today, it's my 25th birthday. I closed at work, not one person wished me happy birthday, no calls or letters from my family. Even my boyfriend of 3 years didn’t remember. FML
Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I had an appointment at the dentist and went to do some shopping after that. A while after I got home, I met my dad and he just started complaining that I didn't spend any time with them on my birthday. When I tried to explain to him, he just got angry at me and started yelling. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only person who remembered was my dad who got me a phone charger for my car, which I didn't even need because he got me the same exact thing last year. FML
Today, I turned 22, without anyone wishing me a happy birthday. In fact, the only phone call I received all day was from my brother. He wanted to borrow money. FML
Today, the only person who remembered my birthday was my stalker ex. He left condoms, birth control, furry handcuffs, and a lingerie set in my mailbox, with a note saying to prepare for our anniversary. We went out for a week. In sixth grade. FML
Today, I'm depressed because my long-time dentist, who I've had for nearly two decades, is retiring and I'm having my last appointment with him. It's also depressing that one of my only meaningful relationships is with my dentist. FML
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muffintastic 0
Today, it's my birthday. I have gotten three calls all day. The first one was my fiancee, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancee for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office singing me a happy birthday. FML Maybe you went to the same dentist? xD Strangely ironic :)
natsumosam92 0
thats a nice dentist
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Comments (87)
Einstein714 0
as for death to infidels, when u die there won't be 12 virgins waiting for u but a big dude name Bubba plugging your ass for eternity.... justice served
FarSide 23
...and you discover that Mohammad was just joking
kleung347 0
YDI. Go make some ******* friends!
kennythedude 3
Your dentist may turn out to be your best friend. You guys should hang out! :D j/k That really sucks. I've had to remind some of my family members of my birthday, but that's because they aren't that close, but still.
mkak 0
happy friend ship day
kennythedude 3
The OP never said she didn't have any friends. Go easy on her.
omigawdd 0
this is probably a fake....... im tired of the stupid shit birthday FML if ur gonna make one up at least be original or something if its real (most likley not) then it sucks to be u..
icertainlysuck 0
why is the state of Florida getting all of their FML's posted?
WonderBlunder 0
Even if this is not fake, birthday fml has been wayyy over did in here. It's always nobody wishes me happy bd on FB, nobody text me, nobody call me... Geez.. There are some pretty original fml at the moderate section but always these boring fml that got chosen instead.
Junkson 0
Wow FYL. I always have relatives remember my birthday, because my family sent out a piece of paper with everyone's names and birthdays. So there is no excuse to forget.
Theguybehindyou 0
O god that would suck soooo bad if you were ten years younger. BTW HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! At least we didn't forget ;)
hawaiianxpunchx3 0
mine too