Today, was a nice day, so I opened the sunroof and all the windows in my car. My hair started flying around and at one point it went out the sunroof. My friends thought it would be funny to close my hair in the sunroof. They laughed until they couldn't open it up again. It short-circuited. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was the hottest day of the year so I opened my sun roof. The hottest day of the year was followed by the biggest storm of the year. I forgot to close my sun roof and my car is now flooded. FML
Today, I was asked to crawl through a sunroof because one of my coworkers locked her keys in her car. After I got the keys, instead of opening the car door, I climbed back out through the sunroof. To laughter. FML
Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML
Today, I drove to a party after getting my car back from the shop. A thunderstorm started as I made my way there and upon arriving, the power went out. The guests decided to watch the storm from the front windows when someone mentioned how funny it would be if a tree fell on my car. Seconds later, one did. FML
Today, I discovered I'd left my coffee on top of my car when it fell through the sun roof whilst I was driving, showering me. FML
Today, I rolled down the windows in my car. When I tried to roll up the passenger side window, it was stuck. Rain was coming so I freaked out and brought it to the dealership to get it fixed. The man pushed the child safety lock button and the entire garage erupted in laughter. FML
Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by taking his new car to the automatic car wash. As soon as the water started, I realized that I forgot to close the sunroof. FML
Today, I was riding my bike on a sunny but windy afternoon. Coming up to an intersection, the wind switched directions and my wig blew off and landed in the middle of the road. At this point, I was almost at the other side but I had to turn around and grab my hair before the light turned green. FML
Today, my hair got stuck in my umbrella. I asked for help from passers-by, but all I got was weird looks as they hurried past me. FML
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zachbredberg 0
Well, obviously the car liked your hair....
sharkshaveteeth 0
That is why I always have hair ties and bobby pins with me. I cannot stand having my hair windblown all over the place!
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Comments (63)
zachbredberg 0
Well, obviously the car liked your hair....
Terrimina23 0
I did that to one of my friends. I nearly died of laughter.
someotherbitch 0
FYL for having a P.O.S. car....
genius_man16 1
YDI for being a woman
HumanTorch007 0
#21 fu*k you learn some class
fmlfmlfml15 0
these "my friend(s) thought it would be funny to....." (and then the OP gets hurt) situations are really getting old
gonzolove 0
Seeing these types of comments is getting old.
zachbredberg 0
Your moms ****** is getting old
gonzolove 0
Your face is getting old.
LewJH 0
Your impotent penis is getting old.
TheHeroOfTime 0
Learn some humour.
wasted0087 0
NomNomNomNom!
elliebutton 0
LOL.
Stunt_fml 5
That's what happens when yo buy a foreign car. Buy American, Keep what you put into it.
gonzolove 0
How do you even know if she had a foreign car? As for American cars, they are all shit except for Buicks.
ElMundio87 0
with the amount of petrol that an american car guzzles on, i wouldn't be surprised if it wanted some hair as a side dish
jackg198 0
no, there pretty much all shit haha.
testing_fml 0
Damn, that sucks.
wickeddrummajor 0
Ha!
redbluegreen 41
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Why were your privates exposed to the sunroof? I joke.
fatpeopleluvr 0
How long is your hair?
summer66_fml 0
damn.....how long is your hair??? that sucks tho sorry......well at least you didnt get scalped.....
DameGreyWulf 1
This is why I do not like to have the windows down all the way when I drive anywhere with significant speed.
Intoxicunt 6
LOL. Yeah, that sounds tragic! I would just shave it off, in that case.
lulz123 0
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