Today, I drove to a party after getting my car back from the shop. A thunderstorm started as I made my way there and upon arriving, the power went out. The guests decided to watch the storm from the front windows when someone mentioned how funny it would be if a tree fell on my car. Seconds later, one did. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was standing around looking out the window at work when it became really dark and windy and started to pour. I watched a shopping cart fly across the parking lot thinking how funny it'd be if it hit someone's car. It hit mine. I need a new headlight. FML
Today, I woke up at 4AM to the sound of lightning hitting a tree in my backyard, then that tree proceeding to hit my house. Later, my neighbor's tree fell over, which hit our fence, and they're not even home. FML
Today, I was in a college band rehearsal when I got a call, saying, "Your car was just hit by a tree!" I said, "Yeah, right!" and hung up on her. Minutes later, the band manager walked in and told me that my car was totaled. I then went and stood in the rain to watch a tree get cut off my car. FML
Today, out of all the cars in the parking lot, mine got struck by lightning. FML
Today, I put my car in the garage last night so it wouldn't get damaged by a huge thunderstorm. Golf clubs fell on it while it was stowed away. FML
Today, I walked home and found a massive branch had fallen into my parking space. My first thought, "Thank God my car wasn't hit!" My second thought, "Where's my car?" FML
Today, I was driving around my campsite at dark in the middle of a forest. My father thought it would be funny to run up to my window, put his face against the glass and scream. I drove into a tree. FML
Today, there was an earthquake. Good news: the only damage was a tree fell on some loser's car. Bad news: that loser was me. FML
Today, it was a VERY windy day. A tree blew over and landed on my car, obliterating the windows, and totalling it. I only bought it yesterday. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I heard a loud crash immediately followed by the sound of wind and shifting glass over my head. My sunroof exploded for no perceptible reason 5 days before Christmas. FML
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Rayn4u_fml 0
Did they still think it was funny then?
holynemesis1208 3
then the geico lizard came out and slapped you in the face and said "15 mins. would have saved you over 15% on your car insurance, but now your just ******."
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Comments (38)
Rayn4u_fml 0
Did they still think it was funny then?
Missy612 14
I'm sure they did.
Host2phats 21
I would have laughed even harder, and I bet the looks on everyone's faces was priceless
Matu92 0
Ouch!
alwaysalady 0
I had a brand new car for less then a week and some bastard in a huge truck hit it while I was parked. before I had even put the keys in it. did 2000 worth of damage. I feel for you, tree man.
holynemesis1208 3
then the geico lizard came out and slapped you in the face and said "15 mins. would have saved you over 15% on your car insurance, but now your just ******."
commonsense 0
@15 i dont think s/he can understand such big words? and sorry man that really sucks. you did have insurance right? will they cover it?
Pudgygrunt 0
PLEASE tell me you have insurance... for trees..
rikhi_chauhdry 1
not true
lyssypoo 0
damn. that sucks. sryy
csigabajnok 0
The tree of irony strikes again: http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF085-The_Tree_of_Irony.gif
PureGold 0
Aww!! I believe you haha. And that REALLY sucks x(