Today, two people came up to me at school, asking if I'd sell them some of my Adderall. I only just transferred here and have never mentioned my ADHD or the Adderall I take for it to anyone. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I've been awake for nearly three days due to homework and my mom's wedding preparations, so I took some Adderall to keep me awake at school. I took too much, totally zoned out in class, became hopelessly fascinated by my own hand, and was accused of doing drugs. FML
Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had taken her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the Adderall they found in my desk. FML
Today, I realized that a kid in my class is actually autistic and didn't have ADHD. The teachers went out of their way to lie that he has ADHD and not autism. No wonder people thought I was a "retard" (their words, not mine) when it came out that I had ADHD and started using classroom accommodations. FML
Today, while answering an "anonymous" survey about how to keep my school drug free, I told them they should stop drug testing the kids that they know don't do drugs and test the sketchier ones. They in turn drug tested me. FML
Today, I overheard my mom talking about how she would love me if only I didn’t have ADHD. FML
Today, in the middle of a boring class, my friend offered me some Smarties. We're not allowed to eat in class, but I had a couple anyway. As I put them in my mouth, my "friend" stood up and yelled that I was doing ecstasy. I might actually get expelled. FML
Today, after constantly shaming me for my ADHD and anti-anxiety pills, my family finally convinced me to drop $250 on their trusted psychiatrist friend because they thought he’d talk me out of taking them. He recommended higher doses of everything. FML
Today, I was dismissed because of my company's strict "no drugs" policy. Yesterday, I had a talk with my team leader and confessed that I have to take antidepressants; this arse then reported it to the management, and they fired me because they are not aware of what these pills contain, and it could affect my performance. FML
Today, I was suspended for "selling drugs on campus". I was trying to give the school nurse approved medication for my severe epilepsy. I'm suspended for 3 weeks and have to go to a drug seminar. FML
Today, I was grounded by my dad for "popping pills like a gangbanger". I take prescription ADHD medicine and a multi-vitamin. FML
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Top comments
Harpy20 24
Information has a funny way of getting around. Selling your meds is illegal though, so steer clear.
Smurphy121 23
Well you may have a stalker
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Comments (42)
ashyville 9
Nah real niggas don't snitch
prinzess_fml 25
*the Adderall I take for it
prinzess_fml 25
Was probably what OP meant
Bearsmomma 30
I take an opiate prescription and have a similar problem; only I'm an adult. It's rather aggravating. I NEED them, why would I short myself for the month? ugh.
Bunnyluver 20
Not to offend you, but maybe they could tell by your actions. Or maybe word got out by someone you know intentionally or unintentionally.
iamdman 22
OP was just too well put together and calm.
JoshSellsGuns 14
Same thing happened to me at my highschool. As others are saying, don't do it (obviously) and let someone know if you feel it is necessary.
RememberSchlitz 9
Might have been just a trawl. Lots of kids take Adderall, so maybe you do, and maybe you'll sell some. Doesn't hurt to just ask.
beckezfml 11
YDI: 591 Me: 591 people are kinda dumb and/or maybe mean.
NoConfusion 7
Take their money and give them a multivitamin. It's all they really need anyway.
blupenguin29 14
But you don't take Adderall for ADHD, you take methylphenidate.