Today, trying to be smooth, I slipped the girl I like a piece of paper with my phone number written on it. A while later, she slipped it back to me and left the room. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wrote my phone number on a Post-it note and gave it to a cute girl at work. She immediately threw it away. In front of me. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
Today, I looked in my pocket for the phone number of a girl I met last night at a party. I remembered us talking and exchanging phone numbers. When I found the piece of paper, I discovered that instead of writing her number down, I had drunkenly written down my own. FML
Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML
Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to give a guy my number. I wrote it down on a piece of paper, tore it in half and gave it to him. Later, I noticed I'd given him the wrong, blank half. FML
Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML
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Top comments
RoseCrystal 17
Perhaps she typed it into her phone before leaving, thereby giving you a chance for a real connection. Or not...
Welshite 40
It's not smooth when you give a girl some scrap of paper. Go talk to her and show her some of your better qualities; you might find that she'll be a bit more responsive.
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Comments (106)
SApprentice 34
She handled that very politely considering the situation you put her in. You should have tried to talk to her, but honestly what happened was best case scenario. She could have just thrown the paper away and left you wondering, or openly scorned you. Instead, she maturely and discreetly returned the message to you in the same way you sent it.
fmessiah 19
Much better than waiting for a phone call that never comes.. Never comes
pharmacy 1
Obviously you need to change your username.. I see no pimpdaddy here..
KSG472 3
Fyl
crackh3ad 2
Instead of writing your number on that piece of paper, you could have wrote 'would you like to evaluate on my Eiffel tower'.. it works ! :D
spottyblanket 8
I'm not surprised OP, that is kind of rude. Talk to her first, she is a person.
WhoSaidThatIsh 13
So wait, you slipped her your number without engaging in conversation first? I would've left it, too. That "move" is kind of cocky and douchebaggerishy..
jsons 0
what are u ******* 10yrs old?
sanjana378 0
Seems like she is biaatch
btx2 9
Maybe she saved your numer and will call you supprisingly
rcgirl2 11
You sir, are not a smooth criminal.