Today, at work, I wanted to scare my best friend, who is also my coworker. Thinking that he was cleaning the women's bathroom, I snuck in and right when I was about to scare him, my store director came out of the stall. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my supervisor locked me in the women's bathroom as I was cleaning it. I heard the owner scolding him, so I waited for the door to open, thinking he got in trouble. It wasn't until I heard the front gate locking that I realized I'm staying the night in the bathroom. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Today, I was in a rush and didn't notice that the bathroom stall I chose at work had a broken lock. Halfway through my business, a coworker barged in. We locked eyes for an awkward eternity. FML
Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML
Today, I thought it'd be fun to kick open one of those unisex bathrooms in my workplace. I'm not sure who was more surprised, me or my boss who was in there taking a dump. FML
Today, at work, I was on the toilet for so long the motion lights turned off. I stood up, pants around my ankles and began waving my arms above the stall to get them to turn on again. At that exact moment, my boss walked in. FML
Today, I walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room of our restaurant. I pretended I didn't see him and quickly closed the door. About five minutes later, he came out, cupped my face in his hands and told me I was getting promoted. I'm happy, but scarred for life. FML
Today, I sneaked off work early. As I was in the elevator on the way down to leave, it stopped at my boss's floor, and he got in. FML
Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML
Today my Assistant Manager decided to pull a prank on me by walking up behind me and screaming my name. I screamed in terror and then swung around and punched him, full force, dead center in the chest, right in front of my supervisor, manager, and several other employees. FML
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engineerosaurus 26
What made you think that was a reasonable thing to do?
GhostFox 34
Don't **** around on shift and you wouldn't have had that happen. Simple problem with a simple solution. Also, what the **** is wrong with you that you think that scaring someone who is cleaning a bathroom- meaning, likely standing on a slippery floor- is a good idea? Even if your prank HAD "succeeded" you'd be posting about how you scared your friend and they fell and cracked their head open on the floor or sink. Or fell and broke their arm or leg. If you couldn't think far enough ahead to consider that, no wonder you couldn't understand that you shouldn't play on your shift.
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GhostFox 34
Don't **** around on shift and you wouldn't have had that happen. Simple problem with a simple solution. Also, what the **** is wrong with you that you think that scaring someone who is cleaning a bathroom- meaning, likely standing on a slippery floor- is a good idea? Even if your prank HAD "succeeded" you'd be posting about how you scared your friend and they fell and cracked their head open on the floor or sink. Or fell and broke their arm or leg. If you couldn't think far enough ahead to consider that, no wonder you couldn't understand that you shouldn't play on your shift.
Sadat10 12
Damm, why are you so serious holy shit.
Meh45 8
Because something like this can keep someone from getting another job. Not that it will, but it can.
GhostFox 34
One: it's called a personality. Two: I'm chronically ill and disabled, and there's little that pisses me off more than winding up overtaxed physically because employees were ******* around instead of doing what they are supposed to be doing. Three: One of the things that pisses me off more than the above is when wind up a victim to a prank because someone was ******* around at work trying to prank their friend. Wind up sliding on wet tiles, falling on your back, and having chest pains because some asshole jumps out at you on slippery floors and see how hospitable you are to it.
GhostFox 34
One: It's called a personality. Two: I'm chronically ill and physically disabled. People ******* around during work means that I wind up spending the next two days bedridden because someone wanted to shoot the shit or show how unathletic they are. Three: Try winding up as a victim to one of these "pranks." See how relaxed you are when you wind up having a black eye, sprained knee, and chest pains that you can't tell if they're from a heart attack or a panic attack because someone did something that was "just a prank." Or seeing your mom slip because some idiot left the floor wet to prank a coworker. In other words, I'm serious because people who mess around at work have caused me health problems and injuries more than once. Whereas if they had done their job, I wouldn't have been in those situations, so yeah, I'm gonna be a bit bitter about this shit.
engineerosaurus 26
What made you think that was a reasonable thing to do?
jfsiv 17
Dumb ass.
oxker 7
Seems like a pretty high risk low reward situation sneaking into the womens restroom just based on an assumption that your friend was in there cleaning it.
Glowworm56 27
The jokes on you, instead of scaring the shit out of your coworker, your store director ended up scaring the shit out of you!
NataXviaggiare 11
and then you got both scared?!
Burle 17
You didn't wonder why your friend might be cleaning in a stall with the door closed?
tolkien897 15
If their sitting around, it's fine to prank them, but they were cleaning man.
olga_crvjl 19
Lmao ???
middlenamefrank 8
Hmm...when someone's cleaning a bathroom, don't they generally at least put a sign on the door saying it's being cleaned? And if it's a person of the opposite gender, don't they usually prop the door open so there's no mistake what's going on? I'm having trouble seeing how you could have made that mistake.