Today, three different strangers stopped me on the street and asked if I was Brad Pitt. Either there's some kind of conspiracy going on, or I'm the world's ugliest woman. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
Today, for the third time this week, a random person in the street walked up to me and told me how much I look like Grumpy Cat. FML
Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML
Today, two girls came up to me on the street and asked if they could take a photo with me for their high school scavenger hunt, because they needed a picture with a stranger. One of the girls shook her head and said to the other, "It needs to be an attractive stranger" and walked away. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML
Today, a guy told me that I look like Angelina Jolie. Before I could thank him, he continued, "I mean like in the chest area. After the mastectomy, you know?" FML
Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
Today, I'm 36 and I got told the reason I've never been on a date is because everyone I've asked on a date is too pretty for me and that I needed to look for ugly women. FML
Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
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cassieperiodbee 14
Oh dear, well at least Brad Pitt is a good looking person, I mean if I were going to look like a guy, I would want to look like him. :)
igive 29
At first I was like "how is this an FML?" Till I read the least sentence. that just means you're a handsome woman.
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Comments (86)
grasseateye 7
Maybe they were talking to brad Pitt who was right behind you all 3 times
horneyhic 15
Brad Pitt looks kinda girly these days anyway. Minus the facial hair
Stephanie_Jane 10
That sucks. That really, really sucks.
noobienick 19
Don't think of yourself as an ugly woman, just as a beautiful man.
thrlyrist 6
That sucks, but that was inevitable.
chelseaalise 12
I'd date you ((;
91hayek 31
I wouldn't feel too bad if as a guy I was compared to Angelina Jolie. Especially since she got her masectomies and could be as flat as I am by now.
BaRirA 7
nope they were probably half blind
mathildexoo 3
Still better than Steve Buscemi.
brand125 17
or your brad pitt