Today, three different strangers stopped me on the street and asked if I was Brad Pitt. Either there's some kind of conspiracy going on, or I'm the world's ugliest woman. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
Today, for the third time this week, a random person in the street walked up to me and told me how much I look like Grumpy Cat. FML
Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML
Today, two girls came up to me on the street and asked if they could take a photo with me for their high school scavenger hunt, because they needed a picture with a stranger. One of the girls shook her head and said to the other, "It needs to be an attractive stranger" and walked away. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML
Today, a guy told me that I look like Angelina Jolie. Before I could thank him, he continued, "I mean like in the chest area. After the mastectomy, you know?" FML
Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
Today, I'm 36 and I got told the reason I've never been on a date is because everyone I've asked on a date is too pretty for me and that I needed to look for ugly women. FML
Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
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cassieperiodbee 14
Oh dear, well at least Brad Pitt is a good looking person, I mean if I were going to look like a guy, I would want to look like him. :)
igive 29
At first I was like "how is this an FML?" Till I read the least sentence. that just means you're a handsome woman.
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Comments (86)
frenchie_crazed 10
Reading the first few words, I was thinking -- what an arrogant @ss. Then i read your last sentence... Sorry op.
ACynclaire 13
You're not ugly! Just very handsome! Think on the bright side OP.
molleyla 7
Or you are the handsome women.
worldclassrager 41
Hey chance to be a stunt double?
RedPillSucks 33
Have you seen Brad Pitt in drag? I'd sleep with him...
Zyde 12
Pic , now
CeeCee_fml 16
Talk about a plot twist!
jesse98 7
I pitt-y you... ;)
martin8337 36
Dude looks like a lady to lady looks like a dude.
sNOOBie_fml 24
If you're compared to a pretty person, you're not the ugliest ************ on this planet.