Today, three days after finally having a bed to sleep on, I woke up with multiple bedbug bites. I can't use my blankets, wear any of my clothes and it's back to sleeping on the floor for me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered I have bed bugs. I have nowhere else to sleep and I won't be able to afford a new mattress for at least a year. I'd better get used to these giant welts. FML
Today, after three visits from exterminators and another from a steam cleaner, I still have bedbugs. FML
Today, after being moved to three different employer-provided apartments because they all had mold and electrical problems, I requested a bigger bed. The bed they delivered had bedbugs. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I moved back in after over a month of couch hopping and $2,000 of heat and chemical treatments for a chronic bedbug issue. I just found bedbugs on my legs. We've used all our favors and have nowhere to go. FML
Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered it after sleeping naked in it for about an hour. FML
Today, it's the third day that I can't sleep. Somewhere in my room, there's a mosquito craving for my blood, and every time I'm about to fall asleep, I can hear it flying around. I'm covered in bites, even in places that barely see the daylight. FML
Today, after finally going to therapy for anxiety like everyone wanted, I discovered the itching feeling that kept me awake at night was actually caused by a bedbug infestation. FML
Today, I woke up to something crawling on my leg. Thinking it might be a spider, I jumped out frantically to check. The good news: it's not a spider. The bad news: it's a bedbug. My apartment was just treated for them. FML
Today, while working the graveyard shift at my hotel, it felt a little chilly, so I grabbed a blanket out of the box we usually store old blankets in. Twenty minutes later, the live-in maintenance man casually remarked that those blankets are all infected with bed-bugs. FML
Today, despite putting all the food in the fridge, taking all the rubbish outside, cleaning the house top to bottom and setting up bait, we're still dealing with a bloody huge ant problem. I've now got a rash all over from being bitten while I sleep. FML
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Top comments
colby6666 43
Call an exterminator. Same thing happened to my friend and he resolved the problem quickly.
marctdiaz 13
They just wanted to be your friend:/
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Comments (72)
unluckycharms69 6
******
mosquito19 14
you don't have a bed and you're covered in bed bugs. posting here is the last thing you need to be doing. your priority is ****** mate.
False_Stupidity 42
Do you really think this actually took place today? This FML could have taken place days, weeks or even months ago, we just have to put Today, at the start of each one because those are the rules.
unluckycharms69 6
N l g g 3 r
jenny_sykes 14
that's terrible sorry about that OP /:
PrinPrinLife 16
Bedbugs are the worse. Had them for almost 5 months before. It's best to tent. Good luck.
ScarredFlame 17
so buy a new bed? that might help.
Mr_Guy_Dude 17
The new bed would just get infested as well.
goaskdad 3
This will only deplete your bank account. Use the money instead for an exterminator specializing in bedbugs.
FML_14u2c 14
Where'd you get the bed from anyway? Remind me not to go there. I'm sorry OP.
sturschaedel 27
Since OP didn't have a bed before they might not be in a good place financially. They probably bought a used one, maybe even from craiglist or such place.
yerrkiddingme 2
**** you have shit karma.
ellemacho 12
it could be in the carpet too
KLuke2015 12
Hey, it could be worse OP... you could have contracted Herpes.