Today, thinking my girlfriend had left her little black thong in the dryer to tease me, I sent her a picture of me seductively posing with it. She didn't text back, but a few hours later my 16 year old daughter asked if she'd left anything in the dryer. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML
Today, I was walking out of my girlfriend's house with her when I saw her thong drying on the rack. I picked it up, sniffed it and put it on my face as a joke. She replied with, "Those are my mother's." FML
Why would you do that?
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Getting ready
Today, I found several thongs in the dryer that my wife has never worn before, purchased just days before she is going on vacation with her girlfriends. Serves me right for folding the laundry. FML
Goofball
Today, as I was folding laundry, I found some of my wife’s sexy panties. I’m kind of a hairy guy so I thought it would be hilarious to put them on and send her some goofy pics. She thought it was hilarious alright, mostly because they were our daughter’s not hers. FML
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML
Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML
Today, someone sent a dick pic to my 16-year-old, lesbian daughter. She handed me her phone and asked, "What is that, a naked mole rat?" FML
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epicwaffles 7
Why would she leave her thong in the dryer to tease you??
Sir_ND_Pity 35
If I could, I'd play you a sad song because of the dumb mistake you made, OP, but my guitar is broken. Oh, hey! Can I borrow your G string? :P
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Felling 14
That's going to be really hard to explain to both of them..
Austy34 5
OHHHH so this must have been the strange picture I got.Now that I realize there's a backstory I feel a lot less creeped out.....
FarFromSocial 9
So we meet again 93 from my recent "it's only far" comment typo. I'm beginning to think you have it out for me.
nettieninjah 3
made my afternoon lmao XD
icepick23 12
Relax, really not that big of a deal.
dancinwookie 21
I'm sorry, but what the hell is a 16 year old doing wearing lingerie?
tourtinet_fml 14
at 16 years old, a daughter is enough "elderly" for to wear lingery if she want. at 13 years old, okay , it's nada, ut at 16 years, old no soucy. some girls ( same teenagers) feel most easy with thongs that with "usual" panties , ( if it wasn't most taller that trousers, because it seems coarseotherwise) . (sorry, i'm french, I have bigs gap in english).
dancinwookie 21
I understood about half of that. Here's the thing, you're not legally considered an adult until the age of 18, so in my eyes, until then you're a child. Lingerie was meant to be sexually appealing, not shoved up some 13 year old's butt crack. I'm not one to be uptight about things, I get some people find it more comfy to have a piece of cloth constantly up their ass...but children shouldn't be as hyper-sexualized as they are today. That's just my view. If my kid wants to start wearing thongs at 18, so be it, but any age before that and they can expect an atomic wedgie and be told to change.
dancinwookie 21
I do understand the language barrier. I wasn't trying to make fun. Next time just write to me in French :-) I speak French.
nikcruise3271 6
I think it's okay, I'm not saying they should be having sex. I'm just saying a thong tends to be easier for athletes especially in some sports more than others. I do see your point though. You have a very valid argument. (:
dancinwookie 21
Hmm...I'd never thought about the benefits an athlete might have from wearing one, so you make a valid argument in that case as well. Thinking back at it now, I did wear one for dance under my dance costumes...after I was 18, of course! I grew up in a single father home with two brothers, my teen years were real awkward to say the least.
mememelll 2
The definition of lingerie is 'Women's underwear and nightclothes' so, lingerie could mean any sort of underwear, so, essentially you are saying 'why the hell is a 16 year old wearing underwear?!' :P. I personally think it depends on the maturity of the 16 year old. It's the same with having sex and driving at 17. If you're mature enough and ready, then fair enough! & it is a good point she may well be wearing thongs for comfort or because she is a dancer or an athlete.
dancinwookie 21
"Women's" is the key word there to me. We can't have underwear-less tiny hooligans running around! The wee ones are already half witted clowns, drawing on the wall with crayons, and sticking things into light sockets. Honestly, it doesn't bother me one bit unless it's my own kid. Everyone has their own comfort level. I don't like the feel of thongs so I'd probably just go without.
ZachZ1995 3
U need a life
thundergodx 11
How did it taste ? I bet you posed with it in your mouth you weirdo lol
jsmoove3000 6
Soo umm... is your daughter single?
kaylabears98 3
If you have a daughter also don't assume everything's your girlfriends you idiot!! That why she didn't reply.