Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, I found a picture of my ex with a new boyfriend. This wouldn't be so bad if she didn't break up with me because she was lesbian. FML
Today, I found out the girl I was in love with has a new boyfriend. I blame myself because I believed her when she said she "wasn't ready" for a relationship. FML
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Top comments
banger12 0
So she should not be happy just so that you will stop hurting yourself. Grow up emo kid.
DarkKnyte 0
Does she even KNOW you love her? That's kind of a prerequisite for getting love back...
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Comments (78)
nolimits 0
Good for her - rip that Band-Aid right off. Now go find someone else to stalk.
Rico5037 0
you should probably keep hurting yourself until she loves you back XD just kidding don't do that. grow up get a life, get a girlfriend or boyfriend since you're obviously bi.
Syn_fml 0
YDI for that username.
I_am_stupid_also 6
Dude, you're pathetic. Go find that lady that thinks saying "I'm depressed" should stop a guy from breaking up with her. You were made for each other.
allie2590 31
Grow up you emo shit.
CallMeHush 1
I wish my grass was EMO so it would cut itself. (stolen from my favorite t-shirt)
xoluvinshayxo 0
she should chew it over with a twix(;
Vanita 1
It's not her responsibility what you do to yourself. Get help if you cannot stop on your own.
FoundManyLemons 0
So what? What #24 said.
wh4t3v3R 0
Warning, oncoming cliche, but it must be said: If you REALLY LOVE her, you won't bother her with your emo problems and instead be happy for her and her boyfriend. :)