Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, I found a picture of my ex with a new boyfriend. This wouldn't be so bad if she didn't break up with me because she was lesbian. FML
Today, I found out the girl I was in love with has a new boyfriend. I blame myself because I believed her when she said she "wasn't ready" for a relationship. FML
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banger12 0
So she should not be happy just so that you will stop hurting yourself. Grow up emo kid.
DarkKnyte 0
Does she even KNOW you love her? That's kind of a prerequisite for getting love back...
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Comments (78)
anonymousely 0
YDI because you believe that "caring for someone" means that they love you. People care about their friends. Even an idiot like you could have figured out that in the context (about self-injury) she did not mean that she romantically cared about you.
ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0
u ppl need a life
lolwtfwasthat 0
and me
julien672 0
:( ouch...hope things got better afterwards. <3 I feel bad for you, cuz I know how that feels. but of she cares and doesn't want you hurting yourself then you shouldn't, so cheer up hun :(
EmmaLouise3397 0
Just because he cuts himself he's "emo"? Emo isn't just based on what you do, it's also more a fashion/trend. And shut up, self-harm isn't just people doing it for attention or because they feel like it, they do it because they have problems. It's an addiction, it's not something people do for fun, and it's very hard to stop. It's just the same as anything else, such as smoking. People smoke, it's their choice, but they know it's bad for them and can be life-threatening, it's the same for self-harm. Sure, people may be a little bit messed up for hurting themselves, but it's their choice, and none of your business. You wouldn't go up to a smoker and say get over it, so don't do it to a self-harmer. People are usually ashamed of it, it's a problem, they will overcome it in their own time. So unless you've gone through it, then you won't know a single thing about how cutters feel. And to those people saying suicidal people are the people that cut, it's the complete opposite. Cutters cut because it may be their only way to prevent themselves from killing themselves, self harm is a copping mechanism for most.
bunniex1 11
Thank you.
forthecraic 1
Get help.
revanche 2
holy shit......exact same thing with me
mbuck87 19
So she has to censor her own life just cos you love her?
CaysonJon 11
This is just stupid.. Get over it and move on. She has a boyfriend she's obviously gonna post pictures of them together.
lovinglife77 3
Omfg grow up and stop being so goddam selfish! She chose someone else, get over it. Stop punishing her because you can't have enough grace and respect to be happy for her. Sort your shit out.