friendless
The real friendzone
Today, the reason I’d rather elope with my fiancée than have a wedding is because I have no friends. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
lonely
Can we be friends?
Today, my fiancé told me that I need to get out of house and be with my friends. I have no friends here, and my own family doesn’t ever want to go do anything either. I guess I’m not a likable person if even my fiancé is trying to get me out of his hair. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML
bridetobe
United States
Today, I'm sitting at home, alone, playing video games. My wedding is tomorrow afternoon. None of my bridesmaids wanted to hang out tonight. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, one of my closest friends informed me that she wasn't going to invite me to her wedding, because I'm too shy and not enough fun, and she doesn't want her 200 or so guests to feel uncomfortable. I was the one who set the happy couple up. FML
NeedMoreFriends
Wakefield, United Kingdom
Bye Felicia!
Today, I rang up a good friend to ask her to be one of the two bridesmaids at my upcoming wedding. Before I could ask, she let me know that she would not be attending my wedding, as, "Weddings are expensive, so I'm not attending ones for people that are just acquaintances." FML
Anonymous
With any luck, it'll be canceled
Today, I found out that my friends finally scheduled their wedding. The entire friend group of the groom, which I am part of, is in the wedding. Except me. If I go I’ll have to watch my boyfriend, who is a groomsman, walk down the aisle with one of the bride’s friends on his arm while I sit alone. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I was uninvited to a bachelorette party. I wouldn't really care, if the party hadn't been for me, ahead of my wedding tomorrow. FML
BlueSteele220
Coppell, United States
Today, my family got mad at me for eloping and not inviting them to my wedding. Even though they admitted they wouldn't have gone anyway. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Cellist
Best day of your life
Today, it's the wedding of a two friends that I introduced each other to about a year ago. I'll be enjoying it on my couch. I wasn't invited. FML
Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
Your fiancée is your friend.
RichardPencil 32
You could get Bic Mitchum to be your best man.
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RichardPencil 32
You could get Bic Mitchum to be your best man.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Your fiancée is your friend.
RichardPencil 32
And if they elope, she’d be on the guest list.
BurnInDemonFire 39
As long as she's not on the "tacky Vegas chapel wedding" guest list.
kirby1964 20
You have friends. They may not be “good” friends, but they are out there. Let be known your getting married and you will see them come.
Kassidy Arynne Ellis 9
I did it. Best decision ever.
Susan Yee 9
Same. I don’t have friends, well, I do, but out of state, and not close ones. My bridesmaids were my sisters. Luckily the total matched my husband’s bestfriends.
Aphrodite 20
Relatable
alycion 39
The only ones that should matter to you being there are you two.
AmbrosiaFan 19
You don't need an expensive wedding. Just you, your spouse, the JOP and one or two witnesses. That's it.
Monica Castillo 11
We just went to the local courthouse