Today, the woman I have been seeing said she couldn't see a future with me. This was all because I didn't text her back when I fell asleep after working a double night/morning shift. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend begged me to stay up late and video chat with her because she missed me. Even though I work early mornings, I reluctantly agreed. After waiting up until 2am for her to get online, I gave up. She had fallen asleep. FML
Today, I missed my shift at work. I had asked my girlfriend, who works at the same store, to text me my schedule. She sent me the wrong hours for today. I got suspended, and she broke up with me for being too irresponsible. FML
Today, my girlfriend ended things. We'd had issues because of my communication skills and her confidence, but we were working on it. The last straw? That I couldn't stay with her one night because I suddenly had to go home and take care of my sick mother. She then asked to talk and said I was neglecting her. FML
Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML
Today, after my girlfriend had a nightmare this morning, I stayed home because she has really bad anxiety issues. A couple of hours later, she's pissed because I said I would stay up, but I fell asleep. FML
Today, a girl told me she couldn't text me anymore, because she was too tired and had to sleep. Over the next three hours, she updated her Facebook and Twitter accounts, and made a YouTube video of herself singing. FML
Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I angrily texted her, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. Five minutes later I get a picture of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother, saying, "Shut the fuck up, she had appendicitis." FML
Today, I spoke to my girlfriend about how we don't spend enough time talking to each other, but she went on to tell me that we'll talk about it tomorrow because she wanted to sleep. FML
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
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feven 32
Hopefully you don't see a future with her either.
Tripartita 45
Did you tell her to ensure her psychic bond with the phone was strong after holding it for a while to transfer her energies into it? I too have trouble prognosticating with my phone, which is why I usually use my crystal ball, but if she /really/ tries, she could see all sorts of futures with you. Maybe you should tell her she's not making enough effort and then show her how a real psychic sees a future.
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Comments (46)
LyricaSilvan 30
If she's that impatient, it's probably better things ended.
moonshinegurl77 17
It's Texas sweetie! Plenty of fish in the sea :)
JulesInBmore 4
Seems as though you dodged a bullet..
grogers311 20
You mean the "little girl" you've been seeing?
molliekatz 6
she's a CHILD if she thinks sleep is less important then a text back. Sometimes we have to eat shit to get the shit we need....and a "woman" SHOULD UNDERSTAND that after a 16-17hr shift a human needs recoop sleep. I mean unless you're an AI and don't sleep then you deserve it...lol
CRC_101 31
Well, she's right. If she's so needy that she has to have attention from her boyfriend that often and can't deal with a guy who works double shifts and gets exhausted, and you need to work double shifts, yeah, you don't have a future together. Good thing too because that's a pretty immature and unrealistic attitude for a woman to have, but it's certainly possible.
cho_bee 9
I would call that a YDAB (You Dodged A Bullet). Text her back. Tell her you see her future with a ______ (fill in the blank). Send her a picture.
MythItalics 3
It was time for you to find someone else, Hon. Someone not completely obsessed with a text back.
more4me 27
She sounds like a bitch! Let her go, man.
Sagaz 1
Seems like you probably dodged a bullet there... Overly Attached Girlfriend much? Except, of course, she didn't even have the prerogative of being a girlfriend.