Today, the weird receptionist at the hotel I'm staying at asked me if I needed an extra blanket because I "looked cold in my sleep last night". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while working the graveyard shift at my hotel, it felt a little chilly, so I grabbed a blanket out of the box we usually store old blankets in. Twenty minutes later, the live-in maintenance man casually remarked that those blankets are all infected with bed-bugs. FML
Today, I walked into my hotel room, took off my coat and started unpacking. Ten minutes later, an older couple walked in, holding luggage. I'd gone into THEIR room. The receptionist gave me the wrong fob. They were surprisingly calm, but I had to explain why I’d already used one of their towels. FML
Today, after a very long day, I needed a hotel room but the only one available was a honeymoon suite. I was so tired, I just said yes. My wife just called demanding to know why I was charging a romantic room to our joint credit card, and if I’ve got a woman with me. I just want to go to sleep. FML
Today, the lack of heating in my room has gotten to the point where I have to cuddle my clothes for the next day at night so they're not freezing when I wake up. FML
Today, I woke up to a quite frigid room, which wasn't out of the ordinary since my building's heat is broken. But I realized that the extra cold I was feeling was due to the snow piled up on my bed. It had snowed 20 inches last night. My mom had apparently opened my window. FML
Today, my new roommate, who seemed to get along with me just fine up until now, has requested to switch to a different room. Apparently, I was making racist comments in my sleep. FML
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
Today, I went down to my accommodation office in fiery wrath, demanding that something be done about my three-days-cold shower. Looking dubious, they sent someone back with me. As soon as we got there he looked at me with deep pity and pulled the cord in the corner that activated the hot water. FML
Today, I checked into a hotel because my boss had assigned me to a new position. As soon as the reception lady looked up, she had me kicked out of the hotel. Apparently, one of the regulations is, "No prostitutes allowed." I was wearing a business suit. FML
Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML
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catatonicsleep 17
creepy....
A_Dirty_Syn 0
haha. I would had called the police.
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Comments (168)
clockworkrainbow 3
You should be flattered! He obviously thinks you're good lookin'. You can get a 'lay' out of this. Teehee. No, That's a tiny bit creepy, though.
hyderabadi 0
i can majke you warm... heck i'll make you hot.
Dalamar_fml 0
what hotel is this? I wanna meet that "creepy" chick lol
balundvall 0
toxicunt, plexico, pixie, and laura..ur all f'ed up douchebags
Witchcraft_fml 5
At least she can't rape you since you were so cold. :]
kratos8217 0
I call bullshit, as we learned from yesterdays fmls, hotel receptionists get written up for leaving the front counter. So if you didn't report it, then just like a congressman during a senate address: I stand and exclaim, "You're a LIAR!" lol
Intoxicunt 6
Uncool.
balundvall 0
if any of them are ur girlfriend then she must be a real creeper..i meant keeper lol ..ugh id hate to think...
Intoxicunt 6
I'm not anyone's girlfriend. Don't believe the lies.
hyderabadi 0
enjoy life & multiply remember jesus
bosshaug 0
Checking out early?
woahitsashlynn 0
What a creeeeeeper!
LevyLove 17
Now that's love right there...Lol