Today, the three-year-old I was babysitting asked me where my boyfriend was. I told her he was at his house. I'm twenty and single. I lied to a three year old to make myself look less pathetic. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the 8 year old that I babysit every week told me that it was sad that I didn't have a boyfriend while he has a girlfriend. I got burned by a 3rd grader. FML
Today, I was babysitting a five year-old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, and he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute… except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML
Today, while babysitting, the little boy explained to me why I was single, reasons such as 'unattractive' and 'not the girlfriend type'. I cried. FML
Today, I'm 19 years old and, having never been on a date, I agreed to let my friend set me up. He was adorable, young, with blond hair and blue eyes...and 4 years old. My friend tricked me into babysitting. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother invited me to her 18th birthday. She lied about her age. I have been screwing a minor for 2 years. FML
Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML
Today, I was babysitting a boy who was 11 years old. He told me that he loved me and wanted to be my boyfriend. I told him that I think he is a really great kid but I'm 17 so it would never work out. He said okay. When his parents came home he told them that I hit him and started crying. FML
Today, I went to an elementary school for volunteer work. I was asked to read to a group of kids during one of the classes. Before I started reading, a girl raised her hand and asked me if I had a boyfriend and if I was single. I asked her why and she said "My daddy wanted to know." I'm 16. FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to visit from another state. My mom didn't want me to go to his hotel, but I did. When she asked about it, I lied to her and said I didn't go. She the showed me a picture of my car outside his hotel. FML
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ceecee794 0
you really needed to impress a three year old?
ArtsySwag 0
Wow, that's really sad... and what's pathetic about being 20 and single (I'm 20 and single haha).
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Comments (143)
sheldon2121 0
thisis more of a fml for u thinking u have to impress a 3 year old
mattmag 0
What's wrong with being 20 and single?
Ibeapirate 0
Um, you realize that there are lots of single 20-year-olds out there? It's time to leave middle school, hun.
jonnymohio 2
You were lying to yourself, not to the kid.
TheZephyrSon 3
Nothing wrong with being 20 and single...
iloveericmaynor 0
why is 20 and single pathetic? its time for you to have some fun.the bigger problem is you think a 3 yr old is gonna judge you for that.
pleasetryagain 0
Agreed. You're pathetic for thinking that you can't have a full life without a partner.
ILIEKGIRLS 5
awwwwww...
NuclearWinter 0
I hear you. I'm 20 years old and my nephew asked me where my girlfriend was the other day. :(
HiBillyMaysHere 0
You're embarassed because you're 20 and single? Get real.