Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML
Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, I decided to to gather up the courage to ask the cute boy in my math class for his number. He gave it to me, and I texted him later that night. But little did I know he actually gave me the number of the creep in class who is always grabbing my ass. I ended up asking the creep out. FML
Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML
Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML
Today, after finally asking my crush for his number, and telling him the reason being he's the only friend whose number I don't have, he laughed, then asked, "Why would I ever be your friend?" FML
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HappyCynic 0
Did you give him the number?
SmittyJA24 26
I certainly would NOT have passed along the friend's number; I hope you didn't. Not only is he "shy" (lacks balls), but he's rude.
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Comments (109)
CapnRach 2
1-800-KISS-MY-ASS
Bloodlvst 11
I've been known to do some douchey (sp?) things...but that's a low I've not yet witnessed
perdix 31
Be a good sport and give him the number, but let him know that you **** on the first date . . . and anal is negotiable. He'll strike out with your pretty friend and take you out. If he's really into anal, he might never call your attractive friend at all and get right after it with you -- they all look the same from the back ;)
marine2be 3
This made my day...
batman1024 0
wat an asshole
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Tell him it's 1-800-****-YOU. :P
a_nutritionist 10
test his intelligence by reading his own number back to him, see how long it takes him to figure it out while you give the number - if at all, then youll know for sure if you dodged a bullet.
maphineRAWRS 10
ultimate wing woman.
Cheesecakee 11
Tell him to kill his self... ?
ikickgingers 15
Ahh yes yes the child has it now. I should go through my contacts in my phone and **** them all. Eureka!! Uh so what's your #? ;)
GETxAxLIFE 0
You know what you should do? You should do the wop. It makes everyone feel better