Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML
Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, I decided to to gather up the courage to ask the cute boy in my math class for his number. He gave it to me, and I texted him later that night. But little did I know he actually gave me the number of the creep in class who is always grabbing my ass. I ended up asking the creep out. FML
Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML
Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML
Today, after finally asking my crush for his number, and telling him the reason being he's the only friend whose number I don't have, he laughed, then asked, "Why would I ever be your friend?" FML
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HappyCynic 0
Did you give him the number?
SmittyJA24 26
I certainly would NOT have passed along the friend's number; I hope you didn't. Not only is he "shy" (lacks balls), but he's rude.
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Comments (109)
jojoweitzman 0
Tell him that he shoulda asked her and be done with it. Guys are stupid anyways.
Freeze_fml 17
:trollface:
citygurlsleeps11 3
Wat a douche. I hope u didn't give him the number.
DennisC1975 4
Do you think he really wanted your number? Your a dude!
gemno333 8
-_- wow. He sounds like a real gentleman and a hell of a man. Shesh. I think its a good thing he did it. It showed you what kind of a brave guy he is. If he does that for the little things. What would he do for something big?
FajitaFreak 3
Asking a girl out is a major thing. I'm less scared to go sky diving than to do it. I don't think girls realize how big a burden it is.
KaelaKhaotic 5
Give him the wrong number. >:]
DairyQueen13 0
I hope you texted back "No fucktard".
ninjacutie 6
that happens to me all the time I'm so sorry I totally feel your pain
smokeymama 0
Lame, what an ass!
JalosgurlGiselle 0
Awwww :(
swagstervik 0
Uuumm that sucks!