Today, the rash on my thigh started itching again. I felt good after a vigorous scratch, but the relief did not extend to my roommate, who only saw me at my laptop with my hand moving up and down in my pants. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was laying in bed with the covers over me, when I got an itch on my leg. It felt really good to scratch it so I got really into it. At that very moment my mom walked in, saw me doing a back and forth motion under the covers, gave me a look of disgust, and walked out. FML
Today, I woke up with an extremely irritable rash around my crotch. I didn't want to full out itch it by putting my hands down my pants, so I itched it by putting my hand in my pockets. I got kicked off the train for "pleasuring myself in public." FML
Today, I got some really bad mosquito bites on the outside of my thighs. They itched, and my jeans prevented me from scratching them, so I unbuttoned my pants, stuck my down my leg and started scratching. My mom walked in, and won't believe I wasn't masturbating. FML
Today, I felt an itch on my butt so I went to the bathroom to scratch it. It was actually a dried layer of skin that broke from years of wear and tear, and now every time I shit I feel immense pain for the next hour. FML
Today, I decided to lay out and tan. I fell asleep and got sun burned and bitten numerous times by mosquitoes. If I scratch my itch, the burn hurts terribly. If I don't scratch it, it itches terribly. FML
Today, something flew up the back of my shorts while I was at work. I now have itchy hot welts the size of my palm coating the back and inside of both my upper thighs. FML
Today, I was in a shopping center when I went to the toilet. I came out, washed my hands and suddenly got a massive itch in my crotch. Without thinking I itched it. I then had to walk around the center with a wet hand print on my crotch. FML
Today, trying to exercise and be more healthy, I went for a walk but I developed a friction thigh rash. The rash is so bad I will likely not be able to get on another walk for days. FML
Today, I was walking to the bus in my favorite jeans, and I felt a uncontrollable itch in my leg. I scratched and it went away, but then I felt something moving on my leg. I hadn't worn my jeans in so long that a spider had decided to make it a nest. FML
Today, my thigh was itchy, so I went into a bathroom stall to scratch it. I, for some reason, moaned out loud while doing it. After that, the men's bathroom went completely silent. FML
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Top comments
whyusofat 17
Dont make any rash decisions now op. just explain what was going on. No need to scratch the surface of a possibly good friendship you two might have.
Agtthepw 21
The relief smile probably contributed to the awkwardness. What happen then? Did your roommate just leave the room with a sorry-that-I-disturbed-you face?
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Comments (55)
mrmozard 4
If you made noises your screwed.
jonnyboy89 10
Did you feel remorse afterwords?
cnparks1990 9
what were u watchin on the computer?
brandoneyez1 25
Honestly, you were only scratching?
jh921971 10
If you weren't watching **** he won't think anything of it.
Patty410 11
Why do you assume it will be a guy, considering the OP is a girl?
worldclassrager 41
Explain what you were actually doing they should understand or scratch through your jeans or whatever you have on.
awilliams44 9
oh snap someone wants some action.
PrinceofDragons 6
What in the world were you thinking scratching a rash? that only makes them worse. You either use an anti-histamine, or you go to the doctor and have it checked if it persists beyond a few days.
nitrog100 21
That's honestly not that bad. Literally the first time two of my friends met (they were roommates in the dorms), one was ejaculating into a sock.
juarezj96 12
Never scratch rashes!