Today, the person I've been sharing my most intimate feelings with finally got bored and let me know I've been texting the wrong number for weeks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got an angry text from a random number calling me a lying piece of shit. I then realized that was the first person to text me in weeks. I ended up having a fake argument with someone because I was so lonely. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I received a text from an unknown number that read, "I love you." Thinking it was my partner being sweet, I responded with a long, sappy message about how much they mean to me. Turns out, it was a wrong number. The person responded with, "Um, thanks but I think you have the wrong number." FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. I have been getting explicit texts and phone calls so I just joking said to my friend, "I think someone wrote my number on a bathroom stall." At which point he said, "Sorry, I didn't think people really called those numbers." FML
Today, a person who I've been talking to for months told me they were in a relationship with someone else. I work with this person and see them almost everyday. To top it off, they told me this over text. FML
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RobinKCS 9
You share your most intimate feelings over text?
bebefer 8
I'd rather tell a stranger my problems. They know nothing of me, or any of my friends so they can't blab to anyone.
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Comments (68)
Epichearts 2
This is why I keep it alll bottled inside
br0ccoli 15
That's not healthy.
Crazyforcheese 6
Time for a new phone number for yourself !
jackassiddy 8
You're a guy.. men don't pour their hearts out when they get upset.. we break things and verbally assault the nearest person for their shortcomings. Now try again.
OffToTheGayBar 9
I haven't broken anything since the wall tore up my knuckles' skin. Though, verbal assault is my forte, ...butt-munch.
BossFML1996 1
Last time I did that my dad beat the crap out of me.
jackassiddy 8
21- Your father was just obviously following the rules of man.
AmyFreakingLu 0
That's sexist. Guys have feelings why are they not allowed to share them?
MissssUnderstood 13
Damn. Sucks for you. Sorry.
br0ccoli 15
Your friend is trolling. Quit complaining and fix your problems. A "friend" always complained to me for YEARS, never bothering to fix a thing herself. Every week it was something new about how she was victimized. She wasn't, she was just a self absorbed drama queen. It came to the point where each time I hung out with her I felt emotionally and mentally raped by her neediness and egotism. Take this as a hint that you need to fix the source and not the symptoms, OP.
hilary56 0
Seriously that's ****** up lol but if you're so close to that person y'all would've like talked on phone or when you see that person again wouldn't you have asked them about it?
bunniex1 11
Your hair looks so soft _/_*o/*__
linkinpark98 24
That is just ****** up.
Infamous614 0
Owned
OffToTheGayBar 9
The person you thought you were texting wasn't who you thought? The only conclusion I can draw: aliens. Specifically the league of reptilian humanoid shape-shifters who assisted the Egyptians in their pursuit of the pyramids' construction through the use of, maybe, but most likely, an anti-gravity field, or perhaps beam. They are after you, OP, **** your life indeed. They'll disappear you like they did the crew of the Mary Celeste.