Today, the person I've been sharing my most intimate feelings with finally got bored and let me know I've been texting the wrong number for weeks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got an angry text from a random number calling me a lying piece of shit. I then realized that was the first person to text me in weeks. I ended up having a fake argument with someone because I was so lonely. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I received a text from an unknown number that read, "I love you." Thinking it was my partner being sweet, I responded with a long, sappy message about how much they mean to me. Turns out, it was a wrong number. The person responded with, "Um, thanks but I think you have the wrong number." FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. I have been getting explicit texts and phone calls so I just joking said to my friend, "I think someone wrote my number on a bathroom stall." At which point he said, "Sorry, I didn't think people really called those numbers." FML
Today, a person who I've been talking to for months told me they were in a relationship with someone else. I work with this person and see them almost everyday. To top it off, they told me this over text. FML
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RobinKCS 9
You share your most intimate feelings over text?
bebefer 8
I'd rather tell a stranger my problems. They know nothing of me, or any of my friends so they can't blab to anyone.
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Comments (68)
False_Stupidity 42
That is bad
AmyFreakingLu 0
Loll. Some stranger out there knows everything about you(:
sonofkarma 5
I once played with an angry girlfriend and i played along with her for awhile and just ended up telling her she has been texting the wrong person
kyd 5
Haha. I've actually done this before. Someone texted me calling me by someone else's name and asked for advice and I helped the person out. I waited until after to tell her that I wasn't her friend "Michelle" but just some random guy she accidentally texted. We're friends now Lol.
rubberduckydude 3
OMG this happoned to me
thebest200 5
Haha I did that to somebody once cause they wouldn't believe me that they got the wrong number.
breberry304 27
How could you not realize that you've been texting the wrong number?
ashley_thebrute2 0
Soooo not cool.