Anonymous
United States
Today, the office tough guy learned how to use the fire extinguisher. On me. I wasn't on fire. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Safety test
Today, I learned how to use a fire extinguisher. Too bad it was on my brand new oven. FML
Username
United States
Today, I used a fire extinguisher for the first time. Too bad it was on my car. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
The Crazy World of Arthur Brown
Today, at work, our new chef managed to start a grease fire. We couldn’t put it out because he managed to splash the flaming grease onto the fire extinguisher. Yes, we couldn’t put out a fire because our fire extinguisher was on fire. The fire department guys just laughed and laughed. FML
firefighter
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Red alert
Today, in Chem, I was chosen to hold the fire extinguisher just in case something happened while showing how to blow up a dangerous chemical. My teacher told me to spray if anything got out of control. He lit the fire and I freaked out and sprayed it. The entire wing of my school was evacuted. FML
I followed her orders!
United States
Technically…
Today, my boss told me to not burn the place down while she was outside. When she came back inside, I accidentally started a fire. FML
funfettifirework
Quezon City, Philippines
Today, I almost got our office burned down by plugging the wrong charger into a laptop cooling fan. Tried to hide the incident and kept it casual but the smoke detector led it to my area and everyone knew I was the culprit. I'm a new hire too. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Not the brightest star
Today, I watched on camera as my son tried to light a bonfire and set fire to my shed. Props to him, he ran to get my mini fire extinguisher from the car, but he pulled the pin then THREW THE EXTINGUISHER INTO THE FIRE. The dumb SOB thought mini extinguishers worked like grenades. FML
hanmart
United States
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
needs_another_loan
United States
Today, while I was at work, my wife discovered you cannot put out a grease fire with water. I came home to a frantic spouse, a fire department bill, and a newly destroyed kitchen. FML
Mel
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Woah!
Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shat myself. FML
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kyuuketsukikurai 8
On the plus side, you've got great reason to get the "office tough guy" fired.
DalPozzo13 10
He must think you're hot
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CallMeMcFeelii 14
Big man, little brain.
fmessiah 19
Punish him subtly. Little things like putting a quarter inside his office phone, one a week until you can't fit anymore and then removing them so he smacks his head with the phone. Smearing a thin layer of vasoline on his car door handle. Pouring a small amount of water with food dye in it on his chair, just enough to be moist but not damp so he can't feel it but when he stands his damp patch on his pants are visible. ********** into your hand on your break and pat him on the back saying well done. Find out where he lives and have an affair with his gf/wife/bf/daughter (most age and orientation appropriate). Murder his parents. Have sex with his dog. Break into his house and break a water pipe that will cause a lot of damage before being noticed. etc.
BeefyQueef 5
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phatdaddy62 23
Messiah, that was awfully goddamn long winded!
mstangchck 9
Sounds like you have experience in this.
ssgvegasboi22 1
Remind me stay on your good side.
fatalwish 6
Holy shit ... Your brutal
idiothater1 4
I was agreeing nice with that till the dog bit...
Michael_92 20
Don't **** with this guy people lol
absolutegrrr 7
I love how breaking the water pipe comes after 'murder his parents'.
DayAndNite 8
This comment was better than the FML I just read.
daniel1991 0
From this day forth i shall respect you forever!
Victoria16_fml 0
What did you do.?
5HT2A 5
Maybe he was trying to blow you away with his charm because you're just that scorching hot. Or maybe he was just trying to get rid of you as fast as possible, either way the "tough guy" is a weirdo.
MandyMeow_fml 18
And that's when you eat his lunch out of the office fridge..
khaya 9
Start a fire in his car and leave a empty fire extinguisher next to it.
brendokendo 0
Genius.
ssgvegasboi22 1
Get him fired.
fatalwish 6
Im pretty shure a kick to the balls would both remedy your situation and fix an attitude ... Or two
mandarine_fml 3
you had to say "yes baby I'm all on fire from your eyes" and rape him in an office chair with this extinguisher
ZielZone 4
WTF?? What juvenile company do you work for that actually tolerates an "office tough guy"??? Grow a pair and wave politely as your HR rep escorts him off the property.