Anonymous
United States
Today, the office tough guy learned how to use the fire extinguisher. On me. I wasn't on fire. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Safety test
Today, I learned how to use a fire extinguisher. Too bad it was on my brand new oven. FML
Username
United States
Today, I used a fire extinguisher for the first time. Too bad it was on my car. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
The Crazy World of Arthur Brown
Today, at work, our new chef managed to start a grease fire. We couldn’t put it out because he managed to splash the flaming grease onto the fire extinguisher. Yes, we couldn’t put out a fire because our fire extinguisher was on fire. The fire department guys just laughed and laughed. FML
firefighter
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Red alert
Today, in Chem, I was chosen to hold the fire extinguisher just in case something happened while showing how to blow up a dangerous chemical. My teacher told me to spray if anything got out of control. He lit the fire and I freaked out and sprayed it. The entire wing of my school was evacuted. FML
I followed her orders!
United States
Technically…
Today, my boss told me to not burn the place down while she was outside. When she came back inside, I accidentally started a fire. FML
funfettifirework
Quezon City, Philippines
Today, I almost got our office burned down by plugging the wrong charger into a laptop cooling fan. Tried to hide the incident and kept it casual but the smoke detector led it to my area and everyone knew I was the culprit. I'm a new hire too. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Not the brightest star
Today, I watched on camera as my son tried to light a bonfire and set fire to my shed. Props to him, he ran to get my mini fire extinguisher from the car, but he pulled the pin then THREW THE EXTINGUISHER INTO THE FIRE. The dumb SOB thought mini extinguishers worked like grenades. FML
hanmart
United States
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
needs_another_loan
United States
Today, while I was at work, my wife discovered you cannot put out a grease fire with water. I came home to a frantic spouse, a fire department bill, and a newly destroyed kitchen. FML
Mel
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Woah!
Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shat myself. FML
Top comments
kyuuketsukikurai 8
On the plus side, you've got great reason to get the "office tough guy" fired.
DalPozzo13 10
He must think you're hot
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Comments (90)
Honda288 2
And the office "tough guy" will get fired for that if your boss has any sense.
AceArctic 4
He just wanted to make it snow...
ronnieboo 0
You must be smokin hot!! :) lol
cynicaloptimist 3
would you have preferred to be on fire?
JuiceGrape 6
That's extremely dangerous, you could get burned from that thing, no seriously, thats how cold that stuff is.
pandaamanda 2
So maybe he needs a little more practice!
Trollin56 0
Maybe you are so hot that he thought you were going to catch fire!!?
mk58 31
And this is when you hit this tough guy with said fire extinguisher.
SinfulEnd 20
Think on the bright side, Now that he knows how to use it, he can now put out a real fire!
Mjwnenrjs 17
"I wasn't on fire. FML" not a sentence I ever thought I'd see