Today, the nine year old girl I was babysitting got the hiccups, so I told her to drink some water upside down to cure them. She ended up vomiting on the floor. FML
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Today, I was babysitting a 9-year-old kid, when she got thirsty and asked for a drink. All I could find was some kind of Mexican fruit drink, but I didn't realize until too late that it was actually hard liquor. I had to scrub her mouth out with toothpaste and put her to bed to cover it all up. FML
Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML
Today, I was babysitting my baby cousin. I was lying on my back playing with her, while holding her up in the air. As I was doing that, I made cooing noises and funny faces to get her to laugh. She laughed and threw up in my mouth. FML
Today, after I finished giving my baby a bottle then burping her, I lifted her up and was bringing her in for kisses. As I was doing this, I felt this warm liquid hit my lips and slide into my mouth. I instantly pulled her back and she'd vomited. It took everything out of me not to vomit myself. FML
Today, after hours of trying to put a screaming baby to sleep, she finally fell asleep in my arms. I was so happy. Then, I got the hiccups. FML
Today, I came down with food poisoning of some sort. After hours of scrambling to the toilet to vomit and empty my bowels, my three-year-old daughter got fed up and is now trying to potty-train me. FML
Today, my daughter was feeling sick. She threw up on the floor. As I was cleaning up her vomit, she threw up on my head. Twice. FML
Today, I spun a two year old upside down, in circles. She wasn't remotely dizzy. I threw up on myself. FML
Today, my 9 year old shitblossom of a sister decided to wake me up by hocking a loogie into my mouth. FML
Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML
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Top comments
igg125 30
I have never heard of that trick. Looks like it doesn't work.
marjolein96 5
well, it's not good for a person to drink upside down. lesson learned today
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Comments (100)
jessica1519 11
Well I guess it made her hiccups go away....
DeadHorseman 11
there is no proven cure for hiccups
Tyrez 32
Pfft speak for yourself. I used to get hiccups all the time when I was little and I figured that I could hold my breath to make them go away. Nowadays I rarely get them so when I do I keep them until they go away on their own.
Pablo1321 14
thats not an official cure tho
purple_bunnies 20
You can drink water upright or you can stand upside down. You don't do both at the same time. That's just dangerous
sailorkristina 11
well, did the hiccups stop?
Ameronot 14
I'd say "**** her life". Poor kid :-/
mads_fml 7
Unbelievably unsafe suggestion.
SillyGiraffe 17
You know, drinking water right side up works too...
Etweens96 25
To get rid of hiccups all you had to do was tell her to prove it. I kid you not it actually works
chaseafterwind82 29
Drinking water, yeah, but UPSIDE DOWN? WTF is that?!!!
mrcooper1987 7
Your a moron!