Today, the nine year old girl I was babysitting got the hiccups, so I told her to drink some water upside down to cure them. She ended up vomiting on the floor. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was babysitting a 9-year-old kid, when she got thirsty and asked for a drink. All I could find was some kind of Mexican fruit drink, but I didn't realize until too late that it was actually hard liquor. I had to scrub her mouth out with toothpaste and put her to bed to cover it all up. FML
Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML
Today, I was babysitting my baby cousin. I was lying on my back playing with her, while holding her up in the air. As I was doing that, I made cooing noises and funny faces to get her to laugh. She laughed and threw up in my mouth. FML
Today, after I finished giving my baby a bottle then burping her, I lifted her up and was bringing her in for kisses. As I was doing this, I felt this warm liquid hit my lips and slide into my mouth. I instantly pulled her back and she'd vomited. It took everything out of me not to vomit myself. FML
Today, after hours of trying to put a screaming baby to sleep, she finally fell asleep in my arms. I was so happy. Then, I got the hiccups. FML
Today, I came down with food poisoning of some sort. After hours of scrambling to the toilet to vomit and empty my bowels, my three-year-old daughter got fed up and is now trying to potty-train me. FML
Today, my daughter was feeling sick. She threw up on the floor. As I was cleaning up her vomit, she threw up on my head. Twice. FML
Today, I spun a two year old upside down, in circles. She wasn't remotely dizzy. I threw up on myself. FML
Today, my 9 year old shitblossom of a sister decided to wake me up by hocking a loogie into my mouth. FML
Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML
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Top comments
igg125 30
I have never heard of that trick. Looks like it doesn't work.
marjolein96 5
well, it's not good for a person to drink upside down. lesson learned today
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Comments (100)
petethelovehorn 19
It sounds crazy, but it works. Stick a metal fork, spoon, or knife in a water glass and drink it. Cures it right away for a nine year old girl, I'd say use a spoon to avoid any more accidents
karbiee 15
atleaat you tried.. just clean up the vomit and move on.
shawnaishere 14
Guess you should have stuck with scaring her to stop the hiccups
itwasntme14 19
Drinking from the opposite side of the glass works better..
doodlecloud 27
...how does one drink from the opposite side of the glass without being upside down?
JackAtPage 13
What a dumb ****.
Ace4Of4Spades4 11
but did it cure the hiccups?
Dayovernight 7
That's not how drinking water works buddy... Drinking water upside down or even laying down created a choking hazard for us humans because out throats don't have the extra muscle because it's not a necessity for us.
balake_fml 8
But did it cure the hiccups
vmc1990 2
But does she have the hiccups?
fantasyworld 39
I've never heard that.