msassy
Lexington, United States
Today, the "My body is beautiful" t-shirt that my therapist gave me didn't fit. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
mookiemookie01
Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML
joe
Ellicott City, United States
Today, I bought a new armband to hold my iPhone while working out so I can listen to music and I was excited to start getting in shape. Unfortunately, when I tried it on, my arm was too big and it didn't fit. FML
boudinette
Saint-martin-d'heres, France
Today, I received the beautiful dress I'd ordered on the internet. It's a size smaller than my usual, just to encourage me to lose weight. I managed to fit into it and wear it all day, but I've now been struggling for a couple of hours to remove it without tearing it to bits. FML
Anonymous
Albuquerque, United States
Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML
bannana0zoom
Canada
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Anonymous
XXL
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
louise
Australia
Quality fabric
Today, I wore a new shirt I was really pleased to have bought. As soon as I put it on, I noticed it was a bit tight, but I thought it would stretch out. By the end of the day, I looked like I was wearing a sausage casing. My coworkers couldn’t stop laughing. FML
XLhottie
United States
Today, I was at Target trying on swimsuits. I tried on a medium bottom and was so excited because it fit perfectly even though I've gained a few pounds. My self-esteem was at an all-time high until my mom told me I could never fit into a medium. I rechecked the tag. It was an extra large. FML
Anonymous
Egypt
Today, my non-English-speaking grandma bought me a new t-shirt. It would've been sweet if it didn't have the word "bondage" written on the back in pretty, bold letters. I had no choice but to wear it while we went shopping. FML
arrogantlondon
United States
Today, I went shopping with my friend. The store was having a special where if you spend over $75 you receive a free T-shirt. I paid for my items and my total was over $75. The salesman didn't hand me a shirt so I asked him for one. He looks at me and says "I'm sorry, we only have Mediums." FML
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br0dawg 6
Haha the irony
BandWagonGuy 8
You've been pretty cruel lately.... You having some bad days??
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shaggan 6
I'm sorry dude but women are like Pokemon to me I wonna catch um all
MuseFan1991 14
i think s/he'd just heard that line and wanted to use it somewhere
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I'd be surprised if you caught the woman equivalent to MagicCarp. Hell, I bet prostitutes RUN when they see you.
youtubetre_fml 14
Sadistic therapist !
rooney0710 5
Nobody is perfect. Just accept that you may never be super model skinny and work to gave a great life :)
mckels 2
Who said the shirt was too small?
likeAwesome 3
Extreme Irony...
braheem 5
now u have a reason to lose weight!
itssosparkly 21
It can't contain your beauty.
ICastillo 25
Not to be mean but hint hint, you need to start excercising.
ICastillo 25
Sorry for the bad grammar on this one guys.
laden_swallow09 35
You can always correct yourself. There's still hope!
littlenosebleed 1
Can't you take your therapist money and get a personal trainer instead, if you're that concerned about it? I don't get it...
NotAlwaysRight 11
How do we not know (if it's too small), it's only because her chest is too large or maybe her shoulders are broad? A larger size doesn't always mean fatter. Not to mention all sizes CAN be beautiful.
philbelfrage 13
Did you read her name? "Msassy". Does that sound like she's calling herself skinny? Again, her name is ms assy. I don't believe her chest or shoulders are a factor in this one. But then again, it's possible she is a large and her therapist got her a medium and she's beating herself up over nothing. I do, however, fully agree with your last two sentences.