ac-hoo
India
Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
sydneybourgeois
United States
Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML
Anonymous
The Taste of Love
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Anonymous
United States
A little extra
Today, my date kissed me after our second date. The way he leaned towards my mouth was very romantic. He's pretty tall, so I stretched myself as high as possible to make the kiss as passionate as possible. That's how I ended up belching into his mouth. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML
Rydia
Love is in the air
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
amelie
Nervous
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
hollysofly
United States
Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML
Wow
United States
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Top comments
jtthegr8 26
Haha, maybe he's already that comfortable with being near you? But seriously... Kinda gross
21jason 9
Wait until you have sex... Burping wont be the only thing he's going to do
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Comments (141)
DangerousGirl91 2
LOL it's ok. I would have laughed it off and flirted with him if I were you. have some sense of hunour, man!
GetTheFuckOut 7
It's just a burp. Seriously?
LateandGreat 11
Man of your dreams? How quaintly victorian :|
mrssuarez2011 12
And this is the end of your life why? Think of how embarrassed the poor guy is, get over it and kiss him again.
LianLover 0
At least you got a kiss from "the man of your dreams" and besides He probably did it on accident
kei1108 13
It's okay! Make a joke out of it! First kisses with a new person are almost always awkward. :) Be glad that you got the man of your dreams! Great for you!! :D
EmilyStrauch 8
He must be embarrassed. I would just laugh, pop in some breath mints for you both, and carry on(:
opinionmaker 7
So apparently that kiss was enough to fill his stomach... on brighter side, you don't need to cook to impress him :D
wuzzup969 2
I still would be satisfied
JayJavaMonsterr 10
Don't be so ungrateful! Be happy that "the man of your dreams" kissed you!