Today, the kid next to me asked me, in all seriousness, if gay people have feelings like regular people. I'm gay, and I have to sit next to this barnacle until June. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a coworker was telling me he was lonely and needed someone special in his life. I replied, "Why don't you find yourself a girlfriend?" He looked at me weird and said, "I'm gay." FML
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML
Today, my sister gently asked me if I was gay. Turns out I've been without a boyfriend for so long that the whole family believes I secretly have a girlfriend. FML
Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML
Today, my daughter was telling everyone at her elementry school about my gay partner. Yes, I have a gay partner. He is my work partner and he happens to be gay. FML
Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML
Today, I learned why a guy at work hates me when he drunkenly confessed it at a work retreat. Apparently I look like a gay teenager he had a horrible awkward one-night stand with, and every time he sees me he gets mad at himself. I could have gone my whole life without knowing that. FML
Today, while I was babysitting my nephews, the 7 year old boy walked up to me and asked if I was a lesbian. I laughed it off. An argument ensued about my sexuality for a good two hours. I lost. FML
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imchacon22 19
Ignorant people
WompWompWomp123 7
Tell him, "Not only do I have feelings, I have super powers as well!"
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Comments (198)
xautumnwillsx 15
Why do some people think we are werid different creatures?
kurodansei 16
cuz deybain't been edumacated.
evan_7899 28
Hold on I'm getting rosetta stone for this be right back
tehdarkness 21
He's stupid as ****, but some people just are. Perhaps he is genuinely curious and u can help my informing him!
olpally 33
You can't fix stupid... You can, but it's illegal to kill them or punch them in the face. Ask to change seats maybe? What a jackass.
imchacon22 19
And for those who said the op deserved it, please get your head out of you a** and grow up, someone being gay doesn't affect you
perdix 31
"Except for the ones that give me a boner from looking at girls."
griffy14 9
I would have gone with. "Except for the one giving me a boner right now...if you know what I mean."
xZoeAmethystx 12
Barnacle? I think you give their level if intelligence too much credit. I think coral would be a more even match...
ReinGF 13
You should have told him: "Yes, because I'm gay and you have just insulted me..." Would like to know his reaction to that!
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
No, our feelings are by nature more fabulous. Especially in comparison to the feelings of a barnacle.
graceinsheepwear 34
Maybe it is his really awkward way of initiating a conversation. Perhaps he is even questioning his sexuality and doesn't know how to gather information. Or maybe he is an insensitive crusty growth. idk
CreeperIRL 14
Even crusty growths grow.
Silvinomiae 20
Maybe he tried to ask whether gay people have the same feelings towards people "they" are attracted to, as heterosexual people have? It is still a silly question (to lump people together in those groups for that particular question), but perhaps a bit less offensive?
RedPillSucks 33
Yeah. That's what I was thinking, that he was curious, but didn't know how to ask the question. That might be his way of coming out.
Vanessa_Leeann26 17
Did you ask him if ignorant people have the same feelings as normal people?