Today, the Internet wasn't working. One girl decided to try to diagnose the problem. It said to connect the Ethernet cable. She started making fun of the computer for spelling "Internet" wrong. I'm graduating with this idiot in less than a month. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was showing my Mom how to use the Internet on her phone. As there was bad reception, it said "Unexpected Failure." Seeing it, she muttered under her breath, "Just like you, then..." FML
Today, the ethernet cable that I'd waited so long for arrived. I have been gaming on the stupidly unstable wifi for months and finally I thought my life would be saved. Then it turns out that the ethernet port isn't working. FML
Today, I turned in my final worth 20% of the grade. Today was also the day my internet decided to die. FML
Today, my landlady cut off the Internet to my flat. She says she has no use for it, and doesn't want to keep it anymore. I have 3 online assignments due in the next week, and finals the following week. FML
Today, my computer stopped connecting to the corporate network. I know what the problem is, but our tech support is so clueless that the only thing they do is utter the dreaded words, "Did you try turning it off and back on?" Meanwhile my boss is yelling at me for not getting any work done. FML
Today, I called Tech Support because the computer program wouldn't let me open files for my online classes. After an hour, and being walked through the downloading process multiple times. There was a pause and he said, "You're a fucking idiot." and hung up. It still won't work. FML
Today, I spent most of the day doing a project for school. When I finished, I got a call from my project partner. She couldn't finish her part because her internet didn't work. When I finally finished everything, I went on Facebook. She was on Facebook too. FML
Today, after two weeks with no internet, we had a technician repair our service at our apartment. An hour later, one of my neighbors at the same complex yelled at us because the same technician disconnected her service by mistake. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boss that using a wired connection instead of wifi won't stop his computer from getting viruses. He looked at me, open-mouthed and wide-eyed, like he was a 13-year-old boy and I was a pair of tits. Then he called me clueless and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, my internet was so slow I couldn't even load an internet speed test to see how slow my internet was. FML
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Top comments
DFresh503 8
D's get degrees... Unfortunately.
Barriaultcory 16
If you two compete for the same job at least you know it'll be an easy decision for the employer
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Espolax 8
Well that is scary
CMC_LOVES_MGM 19
Op, she isn't an idiot, she is the kind of costumer that keeps me in business
mattyiscool123 26
Well anyways, connect the Ethernet cable
worldclassrager 41
I don't think tech is her forte...but she is partly right an Internet cable is a Ethernet cable...
MortenM 17
Was gonna say it's great that it likely increases OPs chance to get a job. #1 confirmed it
geko911 22
I'd say it's a little worse than saying the Internet isn't working...
TONY000 8
This hurts.. Her stupidity is insane
Gityerchicken 12
I'm sorry OP but that is just too funny!
lazy_girl 12
I'm probably the most technologically-inept person in the world, but even I know there's a difference between "internet" and "ethernet" ...wow.
Pakawaka 2
The Internet never stop working, your connection to the Internet, on the other hand, probably not working.