Today, it appears I’m allergic. My stomach inflates like a soccer ball and produces terrible gas, and I really don’t feel so good in general. What am I allergic to? Summertime. Every year. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, seasonal allergies are whooping my ass again. The last time this happened was… only two weeks ago. Even more unfortunately, today also marks the day I discovered that while hot tea does help soothe my poor, inflamed throat, if I drink too much of it without a break, I throw up. FML
Today, I found out about allergies suddenly getting worse out of nowhere when it happened to mine. I can hardly step outside without feeling like hell when I get back home, which was never the case before, and I'm going through allergy medicine like a drug addict (almost). FML
Today, I was trying to exercise to lose weight but I got terrible bloating. Turns out that’s a common response, because the body thinks it’s being stressed. This is right after being diagnosed with allergies to some vegetables. I’m trying to be healthy, I swear. My body won’t let me. FML
Today, I have severe sun poisoning, a migraine, have been getting dehydrated no matter how much water I drink, and am on my period with horrible cramps. Yay summer! FML
Today, I tried to do my leaf collection project for biology, which ended with me being hospitalized because of an allergy attack. I have no idea what I'm allergic to, but my doctor says I should just assume I'm "allergic to all leaves, ever." FML
Today, I found out I have a new allergy: the sun. My face is so swollen that it has started to bleed to relieve the pressure. Today is also day 6 of the 3-month European trip that I spent all year saving for. FML
Today, I discovered that I have developed an allergy to salt water on my face. Now, every time I sweat or cry, I come up in a bright red rash. I am allergic to my own bodily fluids. FML
Today, I'm going on three weeks of unexplainable and minor, but noticeable ailments. The doctor says it's just my seasonal allergies acting up a ton, which was somewhat comforting, but it just won't stop, even when I remain indoors. I'm otherwise a very healthy person, so I think I have a reason to be worried now. FML
Today, my hay-fever started. I'm five months pregnant, and every time I cough, sneeze or blow my nose I either fart or wet myself. FML
Today, I have scratched both my ankles so hard and for so long that they started bleeding, and they still itch. I have no idea what I’m allergic to. FML
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Andrejs Ļeonovs 4
When I was young I thought I had alergy on winter as I had the same symptoms as you. But actualy in winter we consumed alot of potatoes which caused that. Maybe in summer You eat some seasonal products which causes this. Earth loccation against sun cant cause gas :)
Charlie Given 28
if it's a seasonal thing it's most likely some sort of microorganism in the air ,something you drink or eat that's only out during the summer or possibly some sort of pollen
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Andrejs Ļeonovs 4
When I was young I thought I had alergy on winter as I had the same symptoms as you. But actualy in winter we consumed alot of potatoes which caused that. Maybe in summer You eat some seasonal products which causes this. Earth loccation against sun cant cause gas :)
Yudith 28
Have you thought moving to Iceland, Northern Canada or Siberia?
Charlie Given 28
if it's a seasonal thing it's most likely some sort of microorganism in the air ,something you drink or eat that's only out during the summer or possibly some sort of pollen
Chazzster 32
See an allergist. They should be able to help you figure out what it is that’s causing the problem - Chances are it’s a food that you eat n the summer.
superpunk93 7
I suffer from IBS and suffer the very same symptoms, it might be something you eat more often in summer. You can Google it and see which foods irritate the condition