Today, the Internet wasn't working. One girl decided to try to diagnose the problem. It said to connect the Ethernet cable. She started making fun of the computer for spelling "Internet" wrong. I'm graduating with this idiot in less than a month. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was showing my Mom how to use the Internet on her phone. As there was bad reception, it said "Unexpected Failure." Seeing it, she muttered under her breath, "Just like you, then..." FML
Today, the ethernet cable that I'd waited so long for arrived. I have been gaming on the stupidly unstable wifi for months and finally I thought my life would be saved. Then it turns out that the ethernet port isn't working. FML
Today, I turned in my final worth 20% of the grade. Today was also the day my internet decided to die. FML
Today, my landlady cut off the Internet to my flat. She says she has no use for it, and doesn't want to keep it anymore. I have 3 online assignments due in the next week, and finals the following week. FML
Today, my computer stopped connecting to the corporate network. I know what the problem is, but our tech support is so clueless that the only thing they do is utter the dreaded words, "Did you try turning it off and back on?" Meanwhile my boss is yelling at me for not getting any work done. FML
Today, I called Tech Support because the computer program wouldn't let me open files for my online classes. After an hour, and being walked through the downloading process multiple times. There was a pause and he said, "You're a fucking idiot." and hung up. It still won't work. FML
Today, I spent most of the day doing a project for school. When I finished, I got a call from my project partner. She couldn't finish her part because her internet didn't work. When I finally finished everything, I went on Facebook. She was on Facebook too. FML
Today, after two weeks with no internet, we had a technician repair our service at our apartment. An hour later, one of my neighbors at the same complex yelled at us because the same technician disconnected her service by mistake. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boss that using a wired connection instead of wifi won't stop his computer from getting viruses. He looked at me, open-mouthed and wide-eyed, like he was a 13-year-old boy and I was a pair of tits. Then he called me clueless and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, my internet was so slow I couldn't even load an internet speed test to see how slow my internet was. FML
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DFresh503 8
D's get degrees... Unfortunately.
Barriaultcory 16
If you two compete for the same job at least you know it'll be an easy decision for the employer
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Comments (96)
Michael903 18
Unless she is getting an IT degree I wouldn't sweat it. Besides, you're almost out into the real world where you get to meet all of her older relatives!
Wizardo 34
Sounds like her brain isn't wired up properly, should carry out a full system scan and look for any bugs and viruses lurking inside of her miniscule hard drive.
CorDa616 22
Hey...at least YOU know the difference. But still...wow...even my mom knows that and she can't even switch off my computer from the start menu. >.>
etishuman22 32
You can be book smart and still not be street smart. Wait...she's not either. Hey OP, at least you're not her!
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Can't seem to come up with a good either pun. Anyone else?
SlapAndTickle 20
Run a diagnostic and try to see if you come up with different results later?
Dobhrionn 10
When you graduate you won't have to see her ever again. It may seem cruel but she won't get far with making such mistakes anyway.
Dynosaur_dollie 38
I wouldn't be to sure of that, there are stupid people in all kinds of positions in life. Smarts are not the only thing that get you far in life.
texashater75 16
Don't be to sure about that. In another few years she could be your manager. It always seems that the dumbest people end up becoming a manager of the smarter people. If that happens, then FYL big time.
jrock9093 18
Wow she's dumb
jannatanelle 5
I'd just chalk this up as job security and move on!!! Especially if you're studying the same majors! The stupidity in this world has successfully ceased to amaze.
papayeya 18
Hahah i can see her reaction when she sees the command "Ping"
geko911 22
Pong!
ColdplaySucks 18
I think there's a line between complete stupidity and technologically ignorant. She might be the latter & that doesn't always make you both. Just as long as she isn't going into computers...