Today, the guy I've recently started seeing confided that he's relieved I'm on the heavier side, and that he has a thing for watching chubby women eat. I just reached my ideal weight after losing 40 pounds. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I learned that my husband is attracted to obese, unhealthy women after celebrating my weight loss of 175lbs and improving my overall health. FML
Today, I officially completed my weight loss journey, only for my wife, who'd previously threatened to divorce me if I didn't lose weight, to tell me that she realized she liked me better when I was fat and that "you don't know what you have until it's gone." FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, the man I've liked for so long asked me out on a date. Three years ago I fell for him and he denied me unless I "lost 100lbs” Now I've lost about 85lbs (not because of him, but for myself) and he wants to give me the time of day. I still like him, but I feel like I have to watch my weight to keep him if I say “Yes.” FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, feeling confident, I asked my boyfriend what he thought of my new body, since I had lost 16 kilos over the past month. He told me that he missed the old me and wanted me to gain weight again. My boyfriend was the one that encouraged me to lose weight in the first place. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML
Today, I'm in the best shape of my life after losing 2.5 stone over 2 years. I never got any female attention when I was overweight, so I was quite surprised when at the gym an attractive woman came over and started flirting with me. It was going great, until she said, "You'd be perfect if you had a dad bod". FML
Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML
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Top comments
socalledbliss 0
As long as you're comfortable with the weight you're at, don't worry about what he says! :)
philitron128 0
He just likes to pretend hes the food;)
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Comments (117)
ikickgingers 15
Went in Wrong fml edityyyy
KiddNYC1O 22
Hmm Shallow Hal was on today lol. Anyways, op, all I can say is just go with it!
ardencred 7
Ideal Teutonic weight? Ja!!
stuth186 7
Get rid of him, he's a weirdo
all4pooh 4
I really don't see the problem, at least he likes the way you look
xweon 8
I'm so proud of you let me say that, but dump him. He is a dick and u deserve better
emz89 0
Well done on your weight loss OP but the guy your seeing sounds like a jerk.
imabeastmofukka 5
Congrats to your weight loss. But ditch thatguy
Spastastic 6
Assuming that by "ideal weight" you mean "healthy weight": Everyone's optimally healthy weight is different, and maybe yours just happens to be "chubby." That doesn't mean you're unhealthy or overweight, so your boyfriend's being attracted to the size you're meant to be sounds like a plus to me; although he may not have put it as tactfully as he could have...
braddah112233 1
This couldnt have been said any better :)
ZombieLoveA 0
Don't let it bother you. As long as you are happy with yourself it doesn't matter how others see you.