Today, the guy I've recently started seeing confided that he's relieved I'm on the heavier side, and that he has a thing for watching chubby women eat. I just reached my ideal weight after losing 40 pounds. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I learned that my husband is attracted to obese, unhealthy women after celebrating my weight loss of 175lbs and improving my overall health. FML
Today, I officially completed my weight loss journey, only for my wife, who'd previously threatened to divorce me if I didn't lose weight, to tell me that she realized she liked me better when I was fat and that "you don't know what you have until it's gone." FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, the man I've liked for so long asked me out on a date. Three years ago I fell for him and he denied me unless I "lost 100lbs” Now I've lost about 85lbs (not because of him, but for myself) and he wants to give me the time of day. I still like him, but I feel like I have to watch my weight to keep him if I say “Yes.” FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, feeling confident, I asked my boyfriend what he thought of my new body, since I had lost 16 kilos over the past month. He told me that he missed the old me and wanted me to gain weight again. My boyfriend was the one that encouraged me to lose weight in the first place. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML
Today, I'm in the best shape of my life after losing 2.5 stone over 2 years. I never got any female attention when I was overweight, so I was quite surprised when at the gym an attractive woman came over and started flirting with me. It was going great, until she said, "You'd be perfect if you had a dad bod". FML
Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML
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socalledbliss 0
As long as you're comfortable with the weight you're at, don't worry about what he says! :)
philitron128 0
He just likes to pretend hes the food;)
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Comments (117)
salsa324 0
Hit him with a chair!!! xD
HomeAl0ne 20
Exactly. Your ideal weight = his. Go for it!!
cnkk07 8
I doubt malnourished and starving children across this world would sympathize.
Freeze_fml 17
Your ideal weight is still viewed as chubby apparently. However, it's your ideal weight so deal with it.
4ugu4 7
I'm guessing you're her boyfriend hm?
Freeze_fml 17
Yes. Terrific guess. You win 2 points. People who reach their "ideals" and then bitch about imperfection are unrealistic.
Cmdr_Shepard 17
FYL but give your man a break. If you guys JUST started dating, then how is he supposed to know that you had just lost a bunch of weight? He doesn't mean to sound like a dick; in fact he was saying he finds you really attractive.
uj_fml 4
who cares what a stranger thinks? if youre happy at your ideal weight then it shouldn't matter if someone considers it chubby or not.
corporatescoundr 25
He's not really a stranger tho... Maybe I should reread it
terrask 11
I don't see the issue at hand here... you boyfriend loves you and thinks you're hot and you've reached your ideal weight...
Angelice_fml 0
The view of an "ideal" woman's weight is severely misinterpreted by TV, movies, magazines, and the modeling industry. Those women that are marketed to the public aren't even CLOSE to normal. So the next time you or any other woman thinks that they're fat because they aren't a size 0, remember that it isn't you who is ugly--it is society that is the ugly one.
Freeze_fml 17
And thus begins another bashing of models.
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Why do people always jump to this conclusion? I don't care if she weighs 100 lbs or 500 pounds, if she's got **** and two legs and is willing to sleep with me, well hell, let's go!
ikickgingers 15
Or just a pulse. That's not a requirement though, just a preference.
ThreeSheetsGone 12
True enough.
FYLDeep 26
It's really just the fashion industry that uses the disgusting skinny models and everyone outside of the fashion industry criticizes them for it. The people that everyone view as attractive are usually in very healthy weight ranges. Take Kate Beckinsale for example. She's been around for quite a while now and she still looks pretty good.
FYLDeep 26
She's slender, that's for sure, but she's still within a healthy weight range. Who would be a better example? Maybe Halle Berry? I'm trying to think of women that are basically universally accepted as being desirable.
lizamaphone 6
You guys are pathetic
purple91 8
Just going to take a wild guess and say FYLDeep and SassyLilSarah are on the 'chunkier' side.
heartlessj 8
Beyonce :)
PYLrulz 17
Agreed. Would rather have a woman with some meat on her bones than these skeletons who parade themselves around as "sexy"
bubo_fml 11
Not a problem...U can satisfy his kink while staying healthy...Eat phallic-like foods in front of him, such as; carrots, cucumbers, celery, asparagus, zucchini, bananas, etc...Really turn him on by expanding this concept to orifices beyond the oral realm...Both yours & his...(Not that I'm kinky or anything...)
13FMYLIFE 0
more of you= more to love I guess?