Today, the girl who likes me incredibly much asked me if she could come for a ride with me on my motorcycle. Normally this isn't a problem as I take lots of people out for rides for fun, but this time I had no choice but to tell her she couldn't because she's just too heavy for it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the girl of my dreams asked me if I wanted to go biking with her. "Just the two of us," she said. I had to turn her down because I'm 17 years old and never learned how to ride a bike. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML
Today, I took off the training wheels of my niece's bike. I tried to show her how to ride it, but she told me to get off because I needed a "fat girl's bike." FML
Today, my girlfriend was driving me to her house against my will when I said, "Sometimes it's annoying that you always decide where we go because you drive." She replied, "Yeah, I wish I could be more of the girl in this relationship." FML
Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML
Today, I agreed to go on a bike ride with my boss, even though I think he's crazy. We rode for a few miles, then he decided it was time to merge onto the freeway. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML
Today, I watched my fiancé ride off on my motorcycle with another girl. FML
Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML
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Top comments
Swandive235 27
That's the worst dude. I hope you let her down softly.
sk8rdud3 24
Dang, that sucks OP. Hopefully she understands
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Comments (110)
ellyhan 11
It's stinks because there really is no way to go about this without hurting her feelings. If you tell her the truth she's going to be hurt. If you lie and say you can't take her for other reasons, she may take it personally because you give other people rides. Best of luck.
samwilliams800 28
Must be a pretty shitty motorcycle if it couldn't support her.
lulinator 40
Probably totally not the case. My hubby rides a Harley and going over bumps with the two of us isn't good for the suspension, it bottoms out. Neither of us are heavy. But most bikes are typically calibrated for one rider, not a passenger as well. Shocks can be adjusted to accommodate heavy loads though.
Mynxie 26
Though it was rude, you can't take someone that is too heavy on a motorcycle. It would cause the driver to have more issues with making turns and such.
MandieL 27
It wasn't rude of OP to refuse her a ride in the least.
Demon_of_Light 27
How is it rude? OP did not create the situation, nor can he do anything to remedy it. The fact that she exceeds the weight limit is just that: a fact. If she is bothered by it, perhaps she'll take some steps to change her situation.
unholyswiss 19
You did the right thing. And hey, maybe you can do something together and once she gets down to a healthier weight take her out for a ride that doesn't break your bike.
SecundusSecunda 27
Hellooo from the other sideeee
vens_fml 3
Tell her fat ass to lose weight
confused_wandere 26
That's just disgustingly rude. You clearly have no people skills.
allforfun 23
Offer to do something else with her instead. She doesn't get her feelings hurt and you both get a date out of it. Win all the way around
Sparx1_1 16
It sucks that you had to tell her that, but at least it proves you're a decent guy because you felt bad about it.
TheKishwan 16
That's so sad OP, hopefully you were able to make it up to her
keirissleepy 10
or don't lie and be honest. She is a danger and would probably ask again another time. better to be upfront. smh